The well known wingnut site WorldNetDaily has just written another journalistic wonder. Their post announces an event where unhinged Birthers will march to Washington to demand to see President Obama’s birth certificate.
So, before the short yellow bus picks them up gathering the wingnuts for a march, I thought I’d save them the trouble. Getting them to listen however is another matter.
First off, in order for this presidential trickery to take place, Barack Obama would have to have known his own destiny from day one. Knowing this, he would have to crawl from his baby bed, burn all documents of his birth and kill every witness that knew him so his secret could not be told. After all of this, he would never be able to reveal to another living soul that he was in fact from Kenya.
Poor Mrs Obama will be devastated to find out that her husband was a serial killer at the time he was born. That murderous baby president!
The state of Hawaii would have to have been in on this conspiracy as well. The newspapers that printed his birth announcement would also have to have known his destiny at the very time he was born, or before.
No matter what is said, people will believe what they choose to believe. We know full well why they prefer to think of our President as a non-citizen.
WND also publicized an Ebay auction last year selling President Obama’s “real” birth certificate. That was proven to be a scam for money, but to my knowledge they did not report that. WND said, it’s the “real deal”.
Everyone has seen this certificate of live birth, some going as far as swearing it to be a fraud. Even when the state of Hawaii swears to have seen his birth certificate, it is not enough. Birthers want to personally see it themselves while presenting the president with theirs. Yup, they’re bringing their certificates.
Free Republic and WorldNetDaily are both publicizing this event, so you know it’s got to be a valid point after all, they are unbiased, fair & balanced:
Organizers of a new march on Washington are offering Americans the opportunity to show President Obama their birth certificates and declare that unless he produces documentation of his eligibility to occupy the Oval Office, he should quit.
The event is headed by Philip Berg, the first to bring court challenges to Obama’s eligibility under the U.S. Constitution’s requirement that presidents be a “natural born citizen.”
While a number of cases, including several of his own, remain pending, Berg told WND today the issue needs to be pressed.
“Since the courts are taking their time to get to the point of allowing ‘discovery,’ it is time to motivate the citizens of the United States for a ‘peaceful revolution’ to expose the ‘hoax’ of Obama, the biggest ‘hoax’ in the history of our country, in over 230 years,” he said.
Berg, who publicizes his cases through his ObamaCrimes.com website, said the planned “Birth Certificate March on Washington” will demand Obama resign.
