Republican Targets Girl Scouts As Pro-Abortion, Godless Lesbians

September 9, 2010
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A GOP hopeful for the House of Representatives is now targeting Girl Scouts. Sharron Angle, Michele Bachmann, Sarah Palin and now, Hans Zeiger joins the ranks of extreme radical right wingers.


Certainly he’ll pass the GOP purity test.


Nerve:

Sometimes you can actually hear Republicans think to themselves, “Fuck it, I’m going to go for it.” That’s what Hans Zeiger, a Republican who hopes to join Washington State’s House of Representatives, must have been thinking when he claimed that the Girl Scouts are godless, baby-murdering lesbians.You’re right, it’s not fair of me to twist his words. Here, watch him twist them himself:


“The Girl Scouts allow homosexuals and atheists to join their ranks, and they have become a pro-abortion, feminist training corps. If the Girl Scouts of America can’t get back to teaching real character, perhaps it will be time to look for our cookies elsewhere.”


Those green vests are pretty gay, but something just doesn’t add up here. I mean, if all Girl Scouts went on to become either homosexual women or straight baby killers, then there would be no more girls, and thus no more Girl Scouts. And if there are no Girl Scouts, there are no Girl Scout cookies. And if there are no Girl Scout cookies, then… then there is no God, oh shit, Hans Zeiger is right! Noooooo!

Gay atheist loving, lesbian cookies. Who knew!


Image hijacked from Scott Savage’s Joke Blog



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  • Cliff

    I live in the district Hans Zeiger hopes to represent. We elect two representatives each even numbered year. The Republican incumbent, Bruce Dammeier, has endorsed Zeiger despite Zeiger’s extreme views. (Tacoma News-Tribune, April 16, 2010.)

    Zeiger’s attacks against the Girl Scouts only begin to reveal his hatreds. In his book about the Boy Scouts, Get Off My Honor, he says, “Churches fail to speak for manly virtue.” (Page 55.) He denies that Episcopalians are Christians. (World Net Daily June 22, 2006.) He disdains “Unitarians, mainstream Baptists, Muslims, Jews, Buddhists, members of the ‘Military Pagan Network’ and other watered-down ecumenists.” (World Net Daily May 6, 2004.)

    Zeiger labels the PTA “decadent” (World Net Daily November 13, 2004.) and his public school as the “local government indoctrination center.” (World Net Daily November 13, 2004.) He believes “government is not meant to be in the college-aid business,” (Seattle Times May 24, 2003.) which can’t be good news for the University of Washington, Washington State, and the other state supported universities and community colleges where in-state students by definition receive aid in the form of in-state tuition rates.

    Zeiger has both disclaimed his writings as youthful and tried to hide them (Tacoma News-Tribune September 2, 2010), but they reveal his core character—both his mind and his heart. They show that Zeiger is entirely too extreme to represent our district.

    With Zeiger so clearly out of the mainstream, it is extraordinary that Bruce Dammeier thinks Zeiger would be a worthy colleague. Given what we now know about Zeiger, if Dammeier won’t abandon Zeiger, then he too is unqualified to serve the District and the State.

  • http://twitter.com/audnumber/status/24515347194 Audrey

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  • http://twitter.com/officialchin/status/24274286517 officialchin

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  • http://twitter.com/macalistar/status/24261539975 Alistar Macrae

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  • http://twitter.com/lux113/status/24261471904 David Kennedy

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  • http://twitter.com/liberalstlouis/status/24261036511 Liberal Saint Louis

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  • Paul Frank

    Thank you for the crack reporting. . . . Who knew!

  • Hank

    I did get a chuckle out of the image.

  • Shiva

    “One might wonder why the Girl Scouts have been spared the painful attacks that have been launched upon the Boy Scouts by the Left in recent years. The reasons are simple: the Girl Scouts allow homosexuals and atheists to join their ranks, and they have become a pro-abortion, feminist training corps. … If the Girl Scouts of America can’t get back to teaching real character, perhaps it will be time to look for our cookies elsewhere.””

    This is inane, full out stupidity. Not to mention its just another inane insane statement on some false American values.

    It makes you wonder who they will come for next doesn’t it. Little do these morons know that even they are not safe. They could be in the next group that these fake christians come to get.

    I hope the people of his state are smarter than him.

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