TSA Agent Caught Masturbating While Scanning Women

November 24, 2010
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A TSA agent operating a full body scanner was caught and hauled off by security for masturbating in his booth during a scanning session as a team of High School netball players passed through the scanners.



Many  sources are reporting this as an event from yesterday however, I traced the source to a prophetic article from August 4th, 2010.



The jerk off, was caught when his face turned “redder and redder” then started sweating as the ladies went through the scanner one by one.


Daily Squib:

He was then seen doing his ‘O’ face. That’s when the security dragged him out of his booth and cuffed him. He had his pants round his ankles and everybody was really disgusted,” Jeb Rather, a passenger on a flight to New York told CBS news.





The controversial scanners display every minute detail of a person’s body and have been called intrusive by privacy campaigners. Body scanners penetrate clothing to provide a highly detailed image so accurate that critics have likened it to a virtual porn shoot. Technologies vary, with millimeter wave systems capturing highly detailed pictures of genitals, and backscatter X-ray machines able to show precise anatomical detail. The U.S. government likes the idea because body scanners can detect concealed weapons better than traditional magnetometers.

“What do you want to do, get blown up by a goddamn Arab at 30,000 feet or we get to see your private parts? It’s up to you, the ball’s in your park,” head of the TSA’s scanning department, Rodney Schroeder, told CNN.

The genius at CNN hasn’t done his research. There are alternatives.
This is one:
Israeli researchers say they’ve developed a portable but powerful electronic bomb sensor that can detect multiple kinds of explosives better than any dog.




The new device is attracting considerable attention from security companies worldwide, ScienceDaily.com reported Thursday.

On one hand, we have a masturbating TSA agent, and on the other we have a bomb sniffing device that’s less costly. That’s not a hard choice.

It’s a shame the image above isn’t the masturbating TSA agent.  He needs to develop empathy for the exploited.


If this were a true story, would you find it funny?


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  • http://twitter.com/johnhighway/status/9452955904245760 John Highway

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  • http://twitter.com/wesleyshark/status/8760304095727616 Wesley Stanton Shark

    http://bit.ly/f6TbXR – TSA agent caught masturbating as teenage girls went through the scanner.

  • http://twitter.com/darkzgb/status/8505135953088512 Dark Zgb

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  • http://twitter.com/andrewhawryluk/status/8069611408855040 Andrew Hawryluk

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