Mitt Raps to his flip flops: ‘Will the real Mitt Romney Please Stand up’

Republican frontrunner Mitt Romney is famous for his flip flops, in fact, he’s surpassed Nadia Comaneci’s perfect ten backflip. The billionaire candidate previously stated that, “Roe v. Wade has gone too far” then flipped to “I believe that since Roe v. Wade has been the law for 20 years we should sustain and support it.”

Even poor Mitt’s dog was subject to at least one of his flip flops, ‘This is a completely airtight kennel mounted on the top of our car”  which later turned into, ‘They’re not happy that my dog loves fresh air.”

Even Conservatives don’t like 1% Mitt for his cavalier attitude of subject matters important to the Republican voter base (see above).

There are scores of examples. In honor of this political gymnast, watch:

  • Skipdallas1

    Mitt is just a pretty face with no substance! He shamelessly panders to whatever audience he happens to be in front of. His recent use of “Y’all” and his professed love for grits is but one example. One that made me retch. He probably is friends with the owners of the Allied Grit Owners consortium!
    At least with Santorum, you know what you are getting from that beedy eyed little Inquisitor. Namely a return to the 16th century, with book-burnings, and tele-prompter trashings. And the locking away of all the women so we men will not be tempted by their sexuality.

  • Jim Hubbard

    The Real Bain Shady.