Fundie Bryan Fischer: “The Jihadists on 9/11 were Agents of God” so we’d start singing God Bless America

November 16, 2012

Silly Bryan Fischer! Bryan Fischer, as always dedicated the opening segment of his off the wall show yesterday to a reading and discussion from the Bible, and I learned something! Did you know that God sent the terrorists to blew us to bits on 9/11 merely to get our attention — instead of just whispering in our ear?

Fischer declared — because obviously he has a Red Phone in which to call God — “The jihadists on 9/11 were the agents of God’s wrath in order to get our attention as a people.” Not to worry. There is a remedy to evil terrorists that want to blow our asses up, according to Fischer.

Right Wing Watch reports:

And it was a rather effective technique, Fischer explained, because ever since major league baseball games have sung “God Bless America” during the seventh-inning stretch and “one of the reasons we haven’t been hit since 9/11 is that we did learn that lesson, we needs as a people to go before God and ask for his protection.”


I live in New York. From now on, I will begin each day with a chorus of God Bless ‘Murica just to throw the Jihadists off. Or,maybe, just maybe, the Jihadists don’t give a fuck either way.

If they are “agents of God”, then that would make them besties with the same God that Fischer cozies up to. Just a thought.

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