For the Record: Every State that Nate Silver Predicted was dead-on Accurate

Every state that statistician Nate Silver predicted would be in President Obama’s favor, was dead on accurate with the possible exception of Florida which is too close to call decided.

A side by side comparison:

Republican Dean Chambers, founder of the website that claims to recalibrate political surveys to be clear of liberal bias, proclaimed that New York Times polling guru Nate Silver cannot be trusted because he is small in stature. For the record, Chambers is obese.

Chambers said, “Nate Silver is a man of very small stature, a thin and effeminate man with a soft-sounding voice that sounds almost exactly like the ‘Mr. New Castrati’ voice used by Rush Limbaugh on his program,” Chambers wrote. “In fact, Silver could easily be the poster child for the New Castrati in both image and sound.”

‘Sources say’ that Chambers is vigorously exercising and taking voice lessons; his reported attendance in a mathematics class is not faring well.

Karl Rove went in not so surprisingly opposite direction as Silver —  Rove predicted a Romney victory, and by now, we’re all aware of how that turned out. Still yet, Rove clutched his pearls last night, and in defiance, suggested that Mitt Romney not concede Ohio. But, as it turns out this morning, Obama has won both the electorate and the popular vote.

‘Sources say’ that Karl Rove is licking his wounds and attempting to do some soul searching in that vacuous area where his soul is supposed to be located, however, he’s having difficulty finding it.

Newt Gingrich’s predictions also failed.

Image found at: Salon

  • D.w. Skinner

    I’ve been informed that teabaggers are jamming the suicide hotlines across the nation! Time for some celebratory drinks!

    • Mitt Romney

      I’m buying! Oh wait…I lost.

    • Haha

      You wont be able to afford those for much longer, idiot

  • Peter

    The people of America are not going to fall for the republiCants bullshit period. Ruck Fomney.

    • Owned

      Dumbocrats aren’t the target. 4 more years of that chimp

      • Ignorance

        Well glad to see that’s not racist or anything. Classy citizen you are sir/mam

      • Adriano

        Not so subtle racism, dickwad.

      • AFV

        Yeah well you missed your target. Guess that means you’re dumber than a simian.

      • joethepleb

        Comments like that are exactly why the Republican party is shrinking.