Fundie Bryan Fischer: “The Jihadists on 9/11 were Agents of God” so we’d start singing God Bless America

Silly Bryan Fischer! Bryan Fischer, as always dedicated the opening segment of his off the wall show yesterday to a reading and discussion from the Bible, and I learned something! Did you know that God sent the terrorists to blew us to bits on 9/11 merely to get our attention — instead of just whispering in our ear?

Fischer declared — because obviously he has a Red Phone in which to call God — “The jihadists on 9/11 were the agents of God’s wrath in order to get our attention as a people.” Not to worry. There is a remedy to evil terrorists that want to blow our asses up, according to Fischer.

Right Wing Watch reports:

And it was a rather effective technique, Fischer explained, because ever since major league baseball games have sung “God Bless America” during the seventh-inning stretch and “one of the reasons we haven’t been hit since 9/11 is that we did learn that lesson, we needs as a people to go before God and ask for his protection.”

 

I live in New York. From now on, I will begin each day with a chorus of God Bless ‘Murica just to throw the Jihadists off. Or,maybe, just maybe, the Jihadists don’t give a fuck either way.

If they are “agents of God”, then that would make them besties with the same God that Fischer cozies up to. Just a thought.

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