In January: Pat Robertson Said God Told Him Barack Obama Would Not be Reelected

81 year old Evangelist Pat Robertson knows everything because God bends his ear — and apparently God chose a Presidential candidate while He was politicizing in the Heavens, then promptly relayed that information to Robertson, but said he was not allowed to say who it was, but it was not Barack Obamaaccording to Newsmax.

“Your country will be torn apart by internal stress,” Robertson said God told him. “A house divided cannot stand.”

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“Your president holds a radical view of the direction of your country, which is at odds with the majority. Expect chaos and paralysis. It’s a radical view of the future of this country, and so that’s why we’re having this division.”

“This is a spiritual battle which can only be won by overwhelming prayer. The future of the world is at stake because, if America falls, there’s no longer a strong champion of freedom and a champion of the oppressed of the world. There must be an urgent call to prayer.”

Robertson told viewers, “I think He showed me about the next president, but I’m not supposed to talk about that so I’ll leave you in the dark – probably just as well – but I think I know who it’s going to be.”

But Robertson was clear. The victorious candidate would not be Obama. Who is Robertson praying to? Whoever it is, is consistently wrong.

The GOP God has endorsed many candidates, none of whom won. In fact, they were handily defeated early on.

  • http://www.facebook.com/ClaraMichelleFox Clara Michelle Fox

    I am so very tired of “supposed” men of God pushing their own right wing whacko agendas and saying that “God told me.” Well, you know what God told me? That you are prejudice and judgmental and you know NOTHING of God’s love and way.Read the Bible. One commandment Christ left us with. LOVE. Wrap yourself around THAT one, Religious right extremists.

    • Jesus

      I’m pretty sure that God is not political.

      • Dog said so.

        Pretty sure god is a figment of the imagination, every single time …

        • Jesus

          Do you know who you’re talking to, Son?

          • Samson

            Get back to the garden, Jesus.

          • Jesus

            Samson, I shall cut thy (thee?) hair.

  • Ahab

    Maybe God was just playing a practical joke on Robertson. Heh heh . . .

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100003216492628 D.w. Skinner

    God took a mighty dump on poor Pat… Good for God!

  • Jerry Critter

    I’d say god wants us to know that Robertson is full,of crap.

  • Dennis Smith

    Robertson’s day has come and gone. The forties and fifties are ancient history. Good man, genuinely sincere but definitely out of contact with the world as it is today.

    • http://www.facebook.com/kyle.watts.7 Kyle Watts

      “good man, genuinely sincere” come on! This guy blames every problem in the world on gays, atheists or muslims!

    • Jeebusisalie

      Racist assholes aren’t good men

    • doaftheloaf

      if robertson is either a good man or genuinely sincere, then the book of genesis is historically accurate.

      which is to say, he’s not. he’s REALLY not. snake oil salesman all the way like his dead buddy falwell.

      • http://www.facebook.com/john.allison.1217 John Allison

        Fund Raising , Pandering To His Flock The Rubes Of Rubinstien !~

    • JP

      “Good man”? Go read the UN report on him. What he has done in Africa is criminal.

  • Brandon

    He said God told him who the “next President” would be, not who would be elected in November. Obama being re-elected does not make him the “next President”, it makes him a re-elected President but still the same president. If Romney had been elected, then he would have been the next president.

    Technically, Pat Robertson is right. The next president will not be Barack Obama. With that said, I think Pat Robertson is a charlatan and a fraud and a con artist who does not speak to the Christian God or any other God for that matter.

    • Uhhhh…

      Anyone who claims that ‘god’ talked to them is delusional.

      • Brandon

        Oh yeah, he absolutely is either delusional or a con artist (I lean towards con artist), but still his prediction was not wrong.

  • http://www.facebook.com/brian.westley Brian Westley

    But any prophet who claims to give a message from another god or who falsely claims to speak for me must die.’ You may wonder, ‘How will we know whether the prophecy is from the LORD or not?’ If the prophet predicts something in the LORD’s name and it does not happen, the LORD did not give the message. That prophet has spoken on his own and need not be feared. (Deuteronomy 18:20-22 NLT)

    • Jeebusisalie

      that shit is made up anyhow.

    • Shawn Stipe

      Right on brother!

  • bigtaterman

    Can we get rid of religion in America now?

  • jonesy

    if obama is radical, i’m completely off the grid

  • realistichope

    A spiritual battle that can only be won by electing the guy who believes Jesus and Lucifer are brothers. They are willing to elect a white non-Christian instead of a black Christian. If you ask me they are bringing it on themselves.

  • chinasea

    If a man lives by the bible, he should also die by the bible. Deuteronomy 18:20 (KJV):-

    20 But the prophet, which shall presume to speak a word in my name, which I have not commanded him to speak, or that shall speak in the name of other gods, even that prophet shall die.

    The test for a false profit is in the accuracy, (Deut 18:22) in which Pat Robertson has that uncanny ability to get wrong.

    • Barbara Cofer

      What an odd premenition. Makes no sense.

  • NixManes

    “Hearing voices” is a sign of distance from mental health, not a positive bonus.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_BOMY2O65B3GFWW25WKIDBF6QD4 Angela

    Pat darling, stop listening to the voices in your head.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1128441487 Ferris J. Anderson Jr

    God has forsaken the GOP. Time for more purity. LOL. phools.

  • Jamie Quinones

    What truly amazes me is that there is anybody who listens to this idiot. And they send him money!

  • Lostallmymirth

    God, how could you have been so rotten to Poor Pat!.

    “For the better part of a week” you heard his prayers and told him to write down exactly who you said would be the next president…then you went and jerked him around!

    All right God, the next time you need something from Pat, don’t expect him to be there for you….you lyin’ bastard!!