Linda McMahon (R-Classy) sends staffers bounced checks, a condom, and tells them ‘you’re screwed’

Well this sucks for Linda McMahon’s staffers. McMahon’s U.S. Senate campaign in Connecticut told WTNH-TV they were not paid after Election Day. After they received bounced checks, McMahon’s people stated that new checks would be mailed out (wink wink), but Twaine Don Gomes was punished for speaking to the press. Apparently, no one should know about McMahon’s cheap ass — who is only cheap with those working for her. McMahon spent $100 million on two failed campaigns for Senate.

I screwed you all! Neener neener neener!










Twaine Don Gomes was one of the people who first complained to News 8. While being handed a check, he states that the campaign told him they were mad that he reported the bounced checks, so he got a little something extra in his envelope, in the form of a condom, then promptly told him that he was screwed. Say what? OK, and to top this off, the ‘screwed’ staffers were part-timers who cashed their checks at M&M Check Cashing Company — meaning, they were low paid staffers who didn’t even have bank accounts, but they were generously afforded a big fuck you from the millionaire wrestling magnate.

“Basically he handed me a check with a condom in it, told me I was screwed,” Gomes said. “That’s the rudest gesture you can ever do to a person, it’s like spitting in a person’s face.

“I’m not blaming Mrs. McMahon for this, I’m not bashing anyone,” Brown said, “but I just want my pay for 16 hours.”

Not everyone received the replacement check they were promised. Evette Brown only received the original check, which apparently had the power to bounce around the world, and back. ProTip: When someone tells you ‘the check is in the mail’ an alarm should be blaring in your head.

“I waited for mine to come in the mail,” Brown said to WTNH-TV. “It came in the mail and when I went to cash it, I couldn’t cash it.”

McMahon has been cheap before. While campaigning (before she failed miserably and spent gazillions of dollars) door-hangers were left at the houses of Connecticut voters portraying the Republican Senate candidate and President Obama as a pair who “will fight for us.” Yes, yes she did try to ride on Obama’s coattails, apparently knowing full well, that Republicans were not faring well in the public eye.

In fairness and in defense of Linda McMahon: It’s possible that she needed the money because she’s only worth a mere $500 million and owns a $40 million mansion in Greenwich, Connecticut, a $20 million vacation home and a $12 million penthouse in Manhattan. So, understandably, McMahon had to screw her part time staff over while humiliating them, in order to survive. Life is ‘hard’ as Ann Romney would say.

This reminds me of something. What could it be? I remember now. Mitt Romney’s aides took taxis home late at night after the candidate’s concession speech only to get a rude awakening; their credit cards were cut off.

Linda McMahon who declared that she would “fight for us” was talking about the middle class and the poor — the same people she just screwed.

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  • Larry Riedinger

    Really adds to Thanksgiving doesn’t it?

  • Magginkat

    Take the bounced checks to your state attorney and ask him to prosecute. She will have to pay plus pay the attorney’s fees, court costs, etc. It is possible to receive jail time for bounced checks in some (most) states. Wouldn’t that be fun to see her behind arested?

    • Rarian Rakista

      Yep, the condoms imply intent.

      • John Johnson

        Intent doesn’t mean shit. I bounced a check at a Meijer in Michigan for $32 and ended up spending the night in jail and paying over $900 in court costs and fees when all was said and done.

        • ElFisho

          yes, but are you a job creator? If you’re not, then you deserved to be put into jail, shame on you for not having money.

          • novenator


    • Jimmymac

      YES and maybe if she drains her husband we’ll see some semi intriguing wresting again.

    • America is evil

      NO NO NO…do not rely on pre set channels mired in the same bullshit that every other agency the government looks after.. Take it in your own hands. If you don’t get your money then you fuck up the mcmahons for a dollar amount 5x what they owe you…fuck them up..

      • st0815

        Don’t be a moron. Anyone following your “advice” would end up in jail and not receive the money owed.

        • Joe Downey

          Passing a check as in Mailing it is a felony State and Federal crime called MAIL FRAUD

          • st0815

            Which is why you sue instead of “taking it in your own hands”.

    • bret

      Make sure you sue for treble damages, as well, that’s what she’d do, I guarantee it.

  • mrsgunka

    You people!

    • Diane Meadows

      Stop it. This is hard.

      • Jeff Hall

        You people don’t know how lucky you are to have Linda run for this Senate seat.

        • Howard Poole

          Your are .right We dont know how lucky we are

      • Ann Romney

        You want to try it? Get in the ring.

  • Jen_in_FL

    Linda actually only ran for Senate once. Her other campaign was for Governor of CT.

  • Erik McHatton

    Since her company routinely screws it’s hardest workers, the wrestlers, on money and fair play it’s to be expected. The very men and women who leave their families for most of the year and work through injuries no professional athlete would dream of working through have to classify themselves as “independent contractors” who are not eligible for company sponsored health care or retirement. They must agree to non-compete clauses and sign away any rights to their name that will be provided to them by the company. They are over worked, they die young because of the lifestyle and the McMahons have built an empire on their backs and sacrifices and won’t even classify them as employees. It’s a joke. I’m not surprised at this and I hope more attention is brought to it.

  • Nelson

    “McMahon has been cheap before.” Ordering off the value menu is “cheap”. Paying people with checks that bounce isn’t “cheap”, it’s fraud.

  • Bob Roberts

    Welcome to the GOP morons. Work for the other guy next time.

    • Joe Downey

      GOP if they could would repeal the 14th 15th and 16 th and restore Slavery

  • Ralph Ostrander

    It seems people who have this kind of money are really shitty people.
    I guess I just dont want money that bad. House fishing boat truck everything else is pretense.

  • dirtymonkey22

    Its all Her fault wrestling sucks now they made wrestling PG but they always Bring up the attitude era makes no sense to me

  • Howard Poole

    She holds the record of being defeated by both sitting U S Senators

    • Joe Downey

      Like her matches they are not Choreographed dances with the Winner picked before hand. Like here Son the roided up water boy

  • HystErica

    What a bitch! It’s bad enough that she cheated her staffers, but then to joke about it? Horrible, awful, unfeeling bitch!

    • Joe Downey

      Yeah BITCH on roids like her Husband.

  • doodlebug0

    It was my understanding that writing bad checks is a felony especially when someone writes a bad check knowing full well they can’t be cashed. Lock he ass up in jail. She’s as dirty, smelly, stinky and stupid just like her mofo wrestlers are.

  • Scooter Livingston

    Why doesn’t this surprise me?

  • Shea LaRoux

    Just goes to show what Republicans are really like and why you can’t trust their integrity. The whole party are a bunch of retards with low moral compasses and small minds. Showing intent while passing a bad check is even more severely punished. For each check there is a separate count of fraud with intent.

    • Joe Downey

      Shea do not slander retards People with Mental Developmental Issues have higher morals

  • Stepha

    Fucking cunt needs to be killed.

    • Joe Downey

      Stepha TY one word I would not use, but guess it is OK with you saying it TY Again

  • Lance Horan

    shes a white trash piece of $hit

  • Joe Downey

    I do not know Conn law but I think sending a worthless check by US MAIL is called Mail Fraud.

  • R RS

    Jus goes to show ya Republican “integrity”.


    Had it been to a big fat corporation director, McMahon would have sent a million dollar corporate welfare check.

  • karensc

    Linda McMahon is a rotten, stinking b*tch.