Who says there are no good samaritans in the world — Republicans are planning on fleeing America because our Socialist, Maoist, Marxist, Commie President was reelected. We’ll take two routes, one in which Jeff Brucculeri, a Tulsa, OK traffic reporter, tries to help out disgruntled Republicans with travel directions.
Wasn’t that nice? Some are planning on moving to Australia.
Again, Australia’s “President” is a Prime Minister. “He” is actually a she. And lastly, she is an atheist, but I still want to help so here are some directions.
First, go to the airport. Ask for a ticket to Galcaio Airport. Australia is now pronounced: ‘Soh-mah-lee-a’. It’s a modern thing you hipster GOPers aren’t privy to. When you see beaches from the window, relax. You’re almost there.
And now, for some reading material for your trip!
AAA countries according to Standard & Poor’s:
- Hong Kong
- Isle of Man
- United Kingdom
Have a nice trip!
Video H/T: Alan.com