Shit Ted Nugent says: “I am the Gay Pirate”

Unhinged, washed up, rock singer and guitarist Ted Nugent is now writing for WorldNetDaily. A column today quotes him saying, “99.99 percent of the gun owners of America are wonderful people that you are hanging around with here today, perfectly safe, perfectly harmless, wonderful, loving, giving, generous caring people. Go after the nut jobs. Go after the murderers, because I don’t know any.” I assume he meant to exclude himself in that statement. 










Safe, harming, generous caring people, do not include this:

I think that Barack Hussein Obama should be put in jail. It is clear that Barack Hussein Obama is a communist. Mao Tse Tung lives and his name is Barack Hussein Obama. This country should be ashamed. I wanna throw up,” he said, adding “Obama, he’s a piece of s**t. I told him to suck on my machine gun.”

Ted Nugent is also a National Rifle Association board member which speaks volumes for the gun lobbying organization.

Nugent states, “I am convinced that Piers Morgan was sent by God to represent everything that doesn’t agree with Ted Nugent, because you’ve got to be the devil’s advocate or the devil to argue with me,” Nugent said, I’m a simple man. I’m 64 years clean and sober. I never went to college because I was too busy learning stuff.” Uh huh.

Adding “In fact, I’m saving money on dog food this week because I’m just letting my three Labradors lick the shrapnel from Piers’s skull out of my boot cleats.”

Nugent who dodged the draft by crapping all over himself for weeks at a time states, “The commander in chief will go to the Vietnam Memorial Wall and will put on his community organizer, ACORN, Van Jones, gangland, Chicago, gangster-politic scam best and pretend to show respect for 58,000 heroic American military warriors who gave the ultimate sacrifice fighting communism. And then President Obama will go back and appoint members of the Communist Party as his czars.”

“He will continue to associate communists, publicly admitted communists after visiting the Vietnam Memorial Wall. It doesn’t get any more arrogant. It doesn’t get any more dishonest, and it doesn’t get any more anti-American than this president,” he said.

Nugent ads, “I like defiance. I like defying this lie of political correctness. I enjoy dancing on the skulls of people like Piers Morgan and the leftists.”

If his dancing skills are akin to his writing skills, I prefer not to witness his dancing. Hey Ted, ‘come suck on my’website.

Shit Nugent says.

What’s a feminist anyways? A fat pig who doesn’t get it often enough?”

…Yeah they love me (in Japan) — they’re still assholes. These people they don’t know what life is. I don’t have a following, they need me; they don’t like me they need me…  Foreigners are a******s; foreigners are scum; I don’t like ‘em; I don’t want ‘em in this country; I don’t want ‘em selling me doughnuts; I don’t want ‘em pumping my gas; I don’t want ‘em downwind of my life-OK? So anyhow, and I’m dead serious…”

“I use the word n****r a lot because I hang around with a lot of n****rs, and they use the word n****r, and I tend to use words that communicate,” he said.

Nugent is now speaking for gun advocates. Let  that sink in for a moment.

Under the title of the WND post, it states, “Obama says he respects 2nd Amendment? ‘And I’m a gay pirate’.”  No Ted, you are not one of the FABULOUS people. They don’t want you either.

Image: Headlines for Today. 

  • Mick Rusk

    Dead or in jail….still waiting! Choose “Never Was”

  • Sally

    Talk about wanting to throw up…I’m ashamed this moron is from MI.

  • Dawgsrbtr

    The best thing to do with him is to ignore him. The lunatic is just trying to get attention.

  • Rex

    Ted is a symbol for what’s wrong with America today….Armed bigot with mouth open (Breathes that way) & mind closed. I second the ‘ignore’ strategy. Let him eat roadkill.

    • Biting Reality

      Don’t give him that much credit. He is what is used to manipulate the masses. What is wrong with America today is the after effects of Ronald Reagan and the neo-con slaughter of the middle class by destroying education and promoting exceptionalism. We are the bully on this planet and have assured our own destruction by being so… What’s wrong with America? Americans

      • Rex

        Exactly. That idea that we are somehow better than ‘those people’…that false mandate of demhypocracy that even some liberals fall for…our milindustrial agenda & the dupes that sing along… We’re spanking ourselves with that ‘big stick’, but we’ve been trained so well we don’t even know it.

  • Jimbob

    Ted is a great American that not one single liberal is worthy to lick his boots. I see anomaly is spewing her lies as usual. Tupical liberal.

    • Mtngirl

      I wouldn’t lick his boots but I wouldn’t shy away from a good ol curb stomp for the big, cowardly wango..I still want my money back for his crap concert back in 77

  • Hank

    We won’t even bother to go back and look up some of the garbage you guys spewed about Bush, et. al. Just seems to me you get pretty selective about who it is okay to disrespect.

    Personally, as for Piers Morgan and his ilk, I think when it comes to matters of America’s internal politics, they should at the very least qualify their unwanted opinions by saying upfront they are not Citizens and therefore, genuinely have no skin in the game. SOME of them even shamelessly claim to live in the U.S. when in fact, they do not. They are nothing but “Carpetbaggers” shamelessly trying to milk our divisions for their personal gain. These are not people to be looked up to or admired. And certainly no one I care to listen to.

    Perhaps the Right should adopt the tactics of the left and attempt to silence opposing viewpoints by boycotting sponsors and other such silliness. But I think the Right honestly wants a dialogue while the left simply wants to hold their breath and stomp their feet until they get their way!!

    • ComGen

      ” Perhaps the Right should adopt the tactics of the left and attempt to silence opposing viewpoints by boycotting sponsors and other such silliness. ”

      Perhaps !

      Both sides, though Repubs tend to obstruct things that matter on the national level. Anyway just few examples, google search ” things republicans boycott ” or similar

      * Republicans To Boycott Obama’s Job Speech
      * Republicans Boycott Florida Pizza Shop Because Owner Hugged President Obama
      * GOP Contenders Boycott Univision Debate Over Marco Rubio
      * Republicans boycotting Walmart, for supporting Obama
      * Republicans boycott Heinz ketchup
      * GOP State Senator Tweets Boycotting Electoral College Is ‘Last Chance’ At Romney Presidential Win
      * The Florida Federation of Republican Women made the decision to boycott the Oprah Winfrey Show
      * GOP From Colorado, Will Boycott Obama’s State Of The Union Address
      * Republican boycott of a Senate hearing on three free-trade agreements
      * Senate Republicans Boycott Immigration Hearing
      * JC Penney for hiring an open homosexual spokesperson
      * Lowe’s Home Improvement for supporting Muslim views
      * Disney over its stance on homosexuality
      * Target after banned the Salvation Army from ringing bells and collecting funds outside
      * Starbucks the ‘Dump Starbucks’campaign, because the company’s corporate leadership actively supported efforts to legalize same-sex marriage,”
      * Boycott Girl Scout Cookies for relationship with Planned Parenthood … author asks Libertarian and Obama-hater Eric Dondero whether he would save a Democrat from drowning:

      ” All family and friends, even close family and friends, who I know to be Democrats are hereby dead to me. I vow never to speak to them again for the rest of my life, or have any communications with them. They are in short, the enemies of liberty. They deserve nothing less than hatred and utter contempt.

      I strongly urge all other libertarians to do the same. Are you married to someone who voted for Obama, have a girlfriend who voted ‘O’. Divorce them. Break up with them without haste. Vow not to attend family functions, Thanksgiving dinner or Christmas for example, if there will be any family members in attendance who are Democrats.

      Have a neighbor who votes for Obama? You could take a crap on their lawn. Then again, probably not a good idea since it would be technically illegal to do this. But you could have your dog take care of business. Not your fault if he just happens to choose that particular spot. “

      • Hank

        Just goes to show what I have always maintained. There are nutjobs on both sides.

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    • peyton

      “Journey To The Center Of The Mind” was a great track.

  • peyton

    I never went to college because I was too busy learning stuff.”

    Theodore Anthony Nugent first received a high school 1-S deferment in February 1967, when he was 18. After briefly being reclassified as available for service, Nugent got a 2-S college deferment when he enrolled in Oakland Community College in Michigan.

    It’s one thing to lie about everyone else, but to fabricate crap about yourself?

    Also, same guy that says he’s been clean his whole life says he snorted crystal meth to crap himself.

    That anyone admires such a clown says volumes about the rank stupidity of the American reactionary.