Glenn Beck To Break News In 24 Hours That Will Rock the Nation, Take Down The Entire Power Structure

June 12, 2013
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Glenn Beck, who only just announced that his vocal cords are paralyzed, promised on today’s show that he will break news within 24 hours that will take down the GOP, the Democrats, and, “this one document would take down pretty much the whole power structure, pretty much everything.” This is truly a miracle because earlier today we reported that Glenn Beck has lost his voice but apparently the right wing radio host’s vocal cords have become unparalyzed in just one day. (Yes I made the word up).

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Beck claims that a whistleblower has handed over a document to The Blaze, but he is refusing to come forward until he can appear on television in front of Congress out of fear that he will otherwise be killed.

Beck said, “We are going to be greatly divided as a nation. In the next ten days and you are going to witness things in American history that have never been witnessed before.”

Watch courtesy of Right Wing Watch:

 

Right Wing Watch notes, “The last time Glenn Beck promised that he was about to blow the lid off of a scandal that was going to shake this nation to its core, the revelation turned out to an incoherent conspiracy theory that he ranted about for a week or two and then pretty much stopped talking about.”

 

* Update June 13, 2013 – http://freakoutnation.com/2013/06/13/glenn-beck-reveals-earth-shattering-information-worlds-collide-the-sun-explodes-we-are-doomed/

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  • Patricia Houghtalen

    The headline should have read Glenn Beck to break wind again in 24 hours because that is all any of his ramblings amounts too. Hopefully they will Baker Act him soon or get him on illegal drugs or maybe he is back on the bottle. The one thing for sure is he is somehow very deranged and the TV media that supports him is a very desperate bunch.

  • Marciarita

    Didn’t they just do a Poll and found that people knew who the top politicians were in the Democratic Party such as Obama and Pelosi but named Rush Limbaugh and Glenn Beck as two from the Republican Party?

    That says way too much right there.

  • Chris

    I hope he’s right!

  • frogstar42

    He must have waited till Jon Stewart was away. (grin)

  • heychief

    Needs to go back to top 40 radio that’s where he started

  • Andy L

    I know. Glenn will announce he’s gay. What a TWIST!

  • http://www.tumblr.com/blog/akinsc Carla
  • deosbo1

    He needs to make up his mind. I had prayed and prayed that god would paralyze Becks vocal chords and was sure my prayers had been answered, now this. Damn! WTF!!!!!

  • John Saseen

    Break out the Kool Aid! The Jim Jones of talk radio is at it again!

    • jdubhub68

      Beck has even pushed for his own version of Utopia, where people who think just like him can come and be dance around the burning cross together. Jonestown was already taken, so we could call it Beckistan.

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