Glenn Beck To Break News In 24 Hours That Will Rock the Nation, Take Down The Entire Power Structure

Glenn Beck, who only just announced that his vocal cords are paralyzed, promised on today’s show that he will break news within 24 hours that will take down the GOP, the Democrats, and, “this one document would take down pretty much the whole power structure, pretty much everything.” This is truly a miracle because earlier today we reported that Glenn Beck has lost his voice but apparently the right wing radio host’s vocal cords have become unparalyzed in just one day. (Yes I made the word up).

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Beck claims that a whistleblower has handed over a document to The Blaze, but he is refusing to come forward until he can appear on television in front of Congress out of fear that he will otherwise be killed.

Beck said, “We are going to be greatly divided as a nation. In the next ten days and you are going to witness things in American history that have never been witnessed before.”

Watch courtesy of Right Wing Watch:

 

Right Wing Watch notes, “The last time Glenn Beck promised that he was about to blow the lid off of a scandal that was going to shake this nation to its core, the revelation turned out to an incoherent conspiracy theory that he ranted about for a week or two and then pretty much stopped talking about.”

 

* Update June 13, 2013 – http://freakoutnation.com/2013/06/13/glenn-beck-reveals-earth-shattering-information-worlds-collide-the-sun-explodes-we-are-doomed/

  • camev

    I hope the two people needed for an involuntary commitment will be standing by.

    • BanditBasheert

      And a judge – a really GOOD judge -

  • jdubhub68

    Is he trying to out-tinfoil Alex Jones, a veritable Reynold’s Wrap-off?

    • BanditBasheert

      The competition for Top wack-o-nut is heating up!

  • Wicked Cricket

    I hope this works out like that Howard guy on ‘Network’ who dropped dead live on the air- cause I’d DVR that

  • BanditBasheert

    If his vocal cords are paralyzed how is he talking?
    What incoherent douchbaggery is he going to announce now?
    The suspense is a killer (yawn). Have they held his competency hearing yet?

    • http://www.tumblr.com/blog/akinsc Carla

      * Admin edit / note: just provide the share url link not embed code :-)

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1tqxzWdKKu8&feature=share&list=PLM82xIJ1Pnwuc3YTp4LQBPlBdFyujY_Vv

      • http://FreakoutNation.com Anomaly 100
        • http://www.tumblr.com/blog/akinsc Carla

          thanks

          • http://FreakoutNation.com Anomaly 100

            I’m here to serve.

          • http://www.tumblr.com/blog/akinsc Carla

            You should share the Beck video from last week – the one in twitter.

          • http://FreakoutNation.com Anomaly 100

            Bipolar Beck? Pshaw! That’s too obvious:-)

          • http://www.tumblr.com/blog/akinsc Carla

            I should have been clearer, in my head I meant – in response to Wicked Cricket – but I got it. Here I was thinking you were reading my mind…

          • http://FreakoutNation.com Anomaly 100

            Well we are quite similar in thinking:-)

          • BanditBasheert

            For a minute I thought I read “polar bear”.

          • http://comgen.blogspot.com/ ComGen

            No you infringed on her post :-) — FON Admin

          • http://www.tumblr.com/blog/akinsc Carla

            Infringed/fixed…I’m grateful. :-D

          • http://FreakoutNation.com Anomaly 100

            It’s not like I defaced her post like you do mine;-)

          • http://comgen.blogspot.com/ ComGen

            Slippery slope, next you’ll be snagging her tweets / post ideas and claiming them for yourself…………

          • http://FreakoutNation.com Anomaly 100

            But you would take ‘em and deface them you monster!;-)

          • BanditBasheert

            She does that ALL the time!!

  • BanditBasheert

    Oh that sounds cool.

  • F M

    Oh boy. Well, it should at least be interesting and entertaining on some level, I guess.

    • BanditBasheert

      One can hope.

  • http://nomadicpolitics.blogspot.com/ Nomad

    Beck is now channeling Andrew Breitbart.

  • oouchan

    He just went full potato.

  • Frances R

    Ruh Roh, Glenn’s voices are taking over! Jeebus, he’s deranged!

  • James Mills

    Is he drinking a again? Sounds like he needs an intervention.

    • BanditBasheert

      When did he stop?

      • jdubhub68

        He went back to drinking alcohol. He’s always been drinking his own bathwater.

        • PinheadX

          Maybe he should go back to drinking. Might make the voices stop.

  • monacall

    YOU know what people your a bunch of obozos minions….why do you post if you don’t like what he has to say…just leave him alone and go away.. I want to hear what he has to say. I like Glen and he is a good man. He does a very good job of keeping all of us informed about the traitor in the white house. (which I call the black house now) he does have good information. for those with a brain to listen. now if all of you rude pieces of poop will just go away and leave us alone that would be just wonderful…..most of you probably got us in this mess to begin with by voting for this traitor, probably not just once either. so if you do not have anything good to say don’t say anything at all…..

    • http://FreakoutNation.com Anomaly 100

      How very racist of you.

      • monacall

        yep and am very damn proud of it

        • http://FreakoutNation.com Anomaly 100

          I never would have suspected!

          • monacall

            thank you!!!

          • http://FreakoutNation.com Anomaly 100

            You do realize that the only reason I’m allowing your comment to remain undeleted is because you’re the epitome of a Glenn Beck fan. In short, you make him look awful. Thanks!

          • monacall

            “you do realize” wow intimidation…..no sweetheart I do not make look awful you should not be on the same page with his name…….even though I do not agree with everything he says, I still very much respect him….as for you the first word out of your mouth was racist….is the president not black (I say he is mulattao) but most say he is black so the white house is no longer white its black…..whats racist about that remark. Oh I am sorry u don’t like it so its a racists remark….oh me…you went to school when everyone that participated got a ribbon……right!!! well I do hate to be the to tell you this but life isn’t that way…..there are some people out there that really don’t give a rats what you think, how you look or even where you live….I know that is a shock but its true. the world does not revolve around you or your other minion followers. so if you do want to delete me from your little hate group…..I would be just as proud now as I was then…..so come and take it…..

          • http://FreakoutNation.com Anomaly 100

            “I do not make look awful”

            Lulz

          • Cosmic_Surfer

            She called you sweetheart – is there something you forgot to tell us boss?

          • http://FreakoutNation.com Anomaly 100

            If I was gay, she would never, ever be my type! I’d rather slide down a 50 foot razor into a pile of salt.

          • Cosmic_Surfer

            I suspect she is in love – you know, in that 4 and 5 yr old way of harassing one’s “love” to make sure no one can figure it out?

            Oh, an please, do not slide down any razor blades. We need a full Anomaly no split ones

          • Cosmic_Surfer

            In the monacall vernacular. You not sense make bad

          • monacall

            u r al right need to go the university u all went to that way I would be the idiotic that voted for obozo…that way I could feel good abouot all the good words in the fine places oh I mean right places to be smart oh I mean stupid enough to have to pay for the 50 trillion dollar debt that mulatto is leaving 7u and ur afterbirths……gees I am so glad the irs has to come & get u for not paying for ur insurance of 27,000 a year lol,lol,lol, gees I don’t need to go to university to vote dumb black islam idiots…..maybe ohy but I didn’t vote for the lying half breed naager….u alli did///// lololololololololol I am hopig to see ur chids face when they have him the bills u al created….. np friends needed….none wanted from a left wing group that destroyed the worlds best country…..now lets see how yuu get ur kids free stuff…..will be priceless….to watch….lolololololol

          • http://thepoliticalcarnival.net/ GottaLaff

            I finally figured it out! Monacall is a 12-year-old drunk! What took me so long? *smacks forehead* lololololololololol (I hope I spelled lol right)

          • http://FreakoutNation.com Anomaly 100

            Maybe it’s Yoda incognito.

          • http://thepoliticalcarnival.net/ GottaLaff

            Much a-say about nothing. So many assumptions, doth protest too muches, hostility, illiteracy, ignorance, rambling, all the hallmarks of someone who needs a friend. Do you sleep with a Beck doll? That might comfort you a little.. My liberal bleeding heart is reaching out to you mona sweetheart. And all my “mulattao” friends wish you only the best.

            Now get yourself a Spelling Book, a dictionary, and some education. Your charm won’t get you much farther, no matter how endearing you try to be.

            Oh, and I believe you forgot a few verbs. Amirite, Cosmic?

          • BanditBasheert

            If it’s a real Beck Doll it has no balls so it isn’t very satisfying.

          • Sue Roediger

            AH “I do not make look awful ” and ” hate to be the to tell you” HUH?
            whats should read what’s as in ” what is”
            The White House has been called that NOT because white people lived in it but because it is PAINTED WHITE – please – seriously stop —

          • http://thepoliticalcarnival.net/ GottaLaff

            Exactly. Or it would have been called the Caucasian House.

          • BanditBasheert

            I was not aware that the White House changed color according to the race of the person who lived in it? Wow, thanks for the info.

            It’s really a shame you missed your meds Honey – and yes Obamacare will cover the schizophrenia and raging sociopathy you are showing everyone. Repeat after me: Thorazine is my friend.

          • Cosmic_Surfer

            Past that slow acting thorazine stuff. Pull the Sparine IM

          • http://comgen.blogspot.com/ ComGen

            White Power !!!! Grrrrr Woof Maltese that is :-)

          • http://FreakoutNation.com Anomaly 100

            White Flour!

          • SoCks::DevTara::AgnosticMonkey

            Kittler Power; bye back2work.

          • http://FreakoutNation.com Anomaly 100

            Well that was completely evil of you. I like that:-)

          • http://comgen.blogspot.com/ ComGen

            Well we have enough white power present on this thread now to have Becky viewing party…all we need: cheap beer, smokes, gun cleaning kit and popcorn.

          • http://FreakoutNation.com Anomaly 100

            I have the popcorn!

        • Sue Roediger

          Wait – – you are damn proud of being a racist? I don’t think you are proud of anything – posting under a screen name. this is my REAL name. I try to be tolerant of all kinds of people SO I will pray for you – that God will open your heart and mind and let the truth shine in.

      • heychief

        How very “quirky” of him

    • BanditBasheert

      Is it a full moon?
      Speaking for myself, I assume you were home skoooooled? Perhaps you could pick up a book and look up the word grammar? It’s right there with the word “punctuation”.
      Once again a racist douchebag like you is a perfect representative for Glen Beck Fans. You speak for all of them.
      And you make us giggle…you are sooooooo stupid you are funny.

    • jdubhub68

      Go for it. Here’s what Glenn Beck thinks of people like you hanging on his every word.

      Beck: ‘If you take what I say as gospel, you’re an idiot.’

      http://thinkprogress.org/politics/2009/03/30/37168/beck-idiot/

      • monacall

        your right I cant help this group….you lost already…..but I will say one more thing before I go

        I cant wait till you all are hit with the new obozo care…..and see your faces when you cant get insurance because it will be to expensive…..oh I am so looking forward to that day…..and those of you that think your going to get care with a pre-exiting condition, oh good luck with that one. Funds have already run out…..lol so you see you all are the ones that are stupid or idiots….and us that didn’t vote for the dick head traitor….are sitting back laughing and laughing…its gonna be fun….

        • jdubhub68

          The good news for you is that Obamacare covers a whole list of preexisting psychiatric conditions, like the compulsive need to troll other people’s articles and comments because you lack the ability for articulate a specific point of view that is grounded in reality and find at least one other person agreeable to your viewpoint.

          How sad for you.

          • http://www.tumblr.com/blog/akinsc Carla

            Let’s hope it includes help with grammar and syntax as well.

          • jdubhub68

            The last time they tried to make proper English a requisite for voting, the Tea Party claimed it was voter intimidation. Go figure. LOL

          • Sue Roediger

            exactly !

        • Sue Roediger

          For Your Information – the word “your” means it belongs to you as in your book or your shoe. If you want to tell me I am correct – it is “You’re” as is “you’re right” meaning you are right. I hope this helps with your future rants – you’ll need it. You have been getting all you info from Fox (fake) news.

          • PersonOfInterest

            I was wondering what the difference between your and you’re was earlier today…thank you! As for the report, Beck at best has a nasty habit of exaggerating….but given the recent trend of whistle blowers flying out of the woodwork…who knows I guess

          • PersonOfInterest

            Never-mind, no whistle-blower has showed up LOL I have to admit that I was kinda hoping for this one to be true though cause if it truly brought down both party’s…Imagine all the corruption that would be extinguished!

        • Sue Roediger

          AND if you want to talk traitors – the infamous Bush II who invaded Iraq and cost thousands of lives just so he could score cheap oil, and no bid gov’t contracts, for his cronies – that is what a traitor looks like.

        • Mona Johnson

          Like its not too expensive now?

    • Cosmic_Surfer

      Besides the rambling run-on sentence and obvious personality disorder exhibited, do you actually live so deeply up your ass to buy into that bullshit or are you a comedienne, say, along the lines of Colbert making fun of Beckian wingnuttery at its most debase?

      Don’t bother to answer – it was rhetorical. Though I may need to define that term

    • http://thepoliticalcarnival.net/ GottaLaff

      “Just leave him alone”… I’m pretty sure Glenny Beck didn’t read this post, so until he comes here to complain, he is unaware of what Anomaly said. For the record, we’d like nothing better than for him to leave us alone.

      But it’s so great to see you sticking up for a loon like him. It says a lot about your character. In fact, everything you wrote does.

      By the way, this is Anomaly’s site. She gets to write whatever she wants, just as you got to write whatever you wanted, which is one of the nice things about the good ol’ US of A, remember?

      • http://FreakoutNation.com Anomaly 100

        So there!

        Hai Memo!

        • http://thepoliticalcarnival.net/ GottaLaff

          Oh hai Memo!

        • Frances R

          So there! there! Threemos! Freedom of speech is a good thing!

          • http://thepoliticalcarnival.net/ GottaLaff

            Threemos forever! I feel bad for monacall. If Obama lives in a “black house”, she must live in a nuthouse. But that’s just my opinion. I’m nothing but a silly EmoProg.

          • Cosmic_Surfer

            Sadly, I don’t think she has moved in yet, ergo, she is free to troll in borrowed computers

          • Frances R

            So sad, so teenie tiny brained. Put her in the clown car, now.

          • http://FreakoutNation.com Anomaly 100

            Tell it Threemo!

    • Scorpie

      You really are pathetic and ignorant.

    • jim11776

      i did not vote for glenn beck. but, yes. i would say he is a traitor. though, more likely just a very deranged man who should be on medication.

    • Joshua

      I have to agree i think a lot of glenn beck as well and what he says makes perfect since the problem is people dont care anymore

    • Yinzer V

      Shut up, Beckerwood.

  • John Saseen

    Break out the Kool Aid! The Jim Jones of talk radio is at it again!

    • jdubhub68

      Beck has even pushed for his own version of Utopia, where people who think just like him can come and be dance around the burning cross together. Jonestown was already taken, so we could call it Beckistan.

  • deosbo1

    He needs to make up his mind. I had prayed and prayed that god would paralyze Becks vocal chords and was sure my prayers had been answered, now this. Damn! WTF!!!!!

  • http://www.tumblr.com/blog/akinsc Carla
  • Andy L

    I know. Glenn will announce he’s gay. What a TWIST!

  • heychief

    Needs to go back to top 40 radio that’s where he started

  • frogstar42

    He must have waited till Jon Stewart was away. (grin)

  • Chris

    I hope he’s right!

  • Marciarita

    Didn’t they just do a Poll and found that people knew who the top politicians were in the Democratic Party such as Obama and Pelosi but named Rush Limbaugh and Glenn Beck as two from the Republican Party?

    That says way too much right there.

  • Jane Smith

    Wolf! Wolf!

  • Patricia Houghtalen

    The headline should have read Glenn Beck to break wind again in 24 hours because that is all any of his ramblings amounts too. Hopefully they will Baker Act him soon or get him on illegal drugs or maybe he is back on the bottle. The one thing for sure is he is somehow very deranged and the TV media that supports him is a very desperate bunch.