Irony: Gun molester Adam Kokesh to run for President to ‘abolish the federal govt,’ but lives on disability checks

July 20, 2013

Adam Kokesh admits he is 70 percent disabled from his term of military service and lives solely on that money, yet he wants to run for President in 2020 and run on the platform of abolishing the federal government. Kokesh is the gun molester who planned an armed march on Washington D.C., then declared it to be a success, even though it never happened. What Kokesh did was sneak into Washington in the cover of night, then videotape himself with a gun, with none of the other eleventy thousand gun nuts alongside him as  promised, then said it was a success.  And now he seeks a presidential run in 2020, likely to garner donations from this bugfuck followers.

Kokesh in the Big House, not the White House, holla!

Kokesh in the Big House, not the White House, holla!









Kokesh did an interview from where he is  currently jailed on drug charges and is facing a firearms charge in D.C., to say he will someday run for President on a platform of hating on the federal gubbermint. Kokesh insists the magic mushrooms that were in his possession were not his. (wink wink)

On an aside: I was going to post someone significant but decided to mock Adam Kokesh instead for the lulz.

Shamelessly stolen from Wonkette:

The former U.S. Marine who served in Iraq plans to someday bring his anti-government views before voters. “


Yes sir, in 2020 on the platform of: orderly dissolution of the United States government.


Why is having a federal government a good idea at this point?”

Adam Kokesh believes the U.S. military is more harmful than helpful to American security, and the government — as a whole — has burdened its citizenry with debt.

Adam Kokesh is 70% disabled from his term of military service. He says he lives only on that money.

Do you guys see what we mean? He’s comedy gold. His schtick will LITERALLY never get old, because he will always step up his game with stuff like this. Abolish the government because the military is terrible and costs us all money but please to pay Adam Kokesh the federal gubmint military monies because otherwise he has none. There’s another type of government largesse that Kokesh is happy to partake of:

Kokesh is currently being represented by a public defender.

(my bold)

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Again, we rate Adam Kokesh as the biggest pussy in Murica. And so it is written….

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  • FredC1968

    He’s an attention whore,

  • BethDunham

    He is going to be on the new Zimmerman show on FOX called honey lets shot the FU*K*NG kids

  • Willa Spatz Cartwright

    Well, I guess you could say he makes about as much sense as any other conservative / libertarian nutter.

  • Helen Wheels

    That nutburger couldn’t even manage a march on DC …. kinda doubt he could run a lemonade stand.

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