Adam Kokesh admits he is 70 percent disabled from his term of military service and lives solely on that money, yet he wants to run for President in 2020 and run on the platform of abolishing the federal government. Kokesh is the gun molester who planned an armed march on Washington D.C., then declared it to be a success, even though it never happened. What Kokesh did was sneak into Washington in the cover of night, then videotape himself with a gun, with none of the other eleventy thousand gun nuts alongside him as promised, then said it was a success. And now he seeks a presidential run in 2020, likely to garner donations from this bugfuck followers.
Kokesh did an interview from where he is currently jailed on drug charges and is facing a firearms charge in D.C., to say he will someday run for President on a platform of hating on the federal gubbermint. Kokesh insists the magic mushrooms that were in his possession were not his. (wink wink)
On an aside: I was going to post someone significant but decided to mock Adam Kokesh instead for the lulz.
Shamelessly stolen from Wonkette:
The former U.S. Marine who served in Iraq plans to someday bring his anti-government views before voters. “
ARE YOU RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT?
Yes sir, in 2020 on the platform of: orderly dissolution of the United States government.
WHY IS THAT A GOOD IDEA?
Why is having a federal government a good idea at this point?”
Adam Kokesh believes the U.S. military is more harmful than helpful to American security, and the government — as a whole — has burdened its citizenry with debt.
Adam Kokesh is 70% disabled from his term of military service. He says he lives only on that money.
Do you guys see what we mean? He’s comedy gold. His schtick will LITERALLY never get old, because he will always step up his game with stuff like this. Abolish the government because the military is terrible and costs us all money but please to pay Adam Kokesh the federal gubmint military monies because otherwise he has none. There’s another type of government largesse that Kokesh is happy to partake of:
Kokesh is currently being represented by a public defender.
Watch courtesy of My Fox DC:
Again, we rate Adam Kokesh as the biggest pussy in Murica. And so it is written….
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