Paranoid Police Chief might get fired, insurance revoked, compares it to the invasion of Normandy

Gilberton, Pennsylvania Police Chief Mark Kessler cannot fight his own battles, and apparently he has one with his insurance carrier and he may face termination from his job. So, the bombastic, semi-illiterate cop has taken to Facebook to bring gun enthusiasts to his little town.  He calls Wednesday ‘D-day.’

Definition of D-Day: The day (June 6, 1944) in World War II on which Allied forces invaded northern France by means of beach landings in Normandy.

D-Day, not like getting fired at all.

D-Day, not like getting fired at all.









Apparently Kessler feels that threatening public officials and others of a different political persuasion in his community is conducive to law enforcement. He has called a reporter a ‘fat cocksucker’, displayed in a video how to shoot Nancy Pelosi in the face, and warned of an armed rebellion. Kessler called Secretary of State John Kerry a ‘shit bag’ just because. During John Kerry’s military tour, he earned the Silver Star, Bronze Star, and three Purple Hearts.

The hilarity of Kessler clutching his pearls is that he claims he has received death threats, but that’s after he has in fact threatened others. What I’m saying here is that he’s a pussy but with a butthurt militia.

Via Daily Kos:

44.49% of the people in Gilberton, PA are registered as Democrats while 53.09% are registered Republican and the remaining are independent: 2.42%.  That said, it’s clear from videos produced by Mark Kessler that he loathes democrats, for instance, one of his videos is titled, “Shoot a Libtard out of a tree.”  How safe are democrats who live in Gilberton?  With his public disdain for democrats, I wonder how many people Kessler has already arrested, or will arrest, that will have all charges dropped if they are registered Democrats?


“Kessler is the head of a private militia called the Constitution Security Force (CSF) whose members swear an oath to “respond to the call if…needed to resist tyranny that seeks to destroy our republic.” CSF openly affiliates with the “Three Percent,” an insurrectionist movement founded by former Alabama militia leader Mike Vanderboegh









After receiving intense criticism for his controversial videos, Kessler escalated his threats in a Facebook post:

I will not stand idle while tyrants attack the constitution … If they want to fire the first shot let it begin right here in Schuylkill county … Every militia , every csf member who can attend please do … So come with your flags n your firearms. MOLON LABE … democrats are the true enemy of our country, our freedoms, our constitution, along with liberal news agency’s , liberal news reporters, much like hitlers nazis , time we clean these antiamerican thugs from office.

That should go down swimmingly with the town’s small population of only  765 (as of 2011).

As for the reporter he has consistently disparaged, there is no evidence of such except in his paranoid, illiterate head.











Getting fired is not an invasion nor is Freedom of Speech unconstitutional for everyone who is not Mark Kessler. And sometimes getting fired is well deserved, but if he belongs in a union, he can take his hurt feelings to them to deal with.

He writes on his Facebook page today (typos are his):

Wednesday is D-day, Gilberton Borough insurance carrier ( huge anti gun carrier )threatens to pull insurance if im not disciplined, I am expecting a large crowd of anti gunners, & anti constitutionalist to show up, many who have been threating myself, along with other borough personnel with death!, meeting will start at 7pm est at Gilberton borough hall, 570-874-4790 , received a letter today from the borough solicitor stating they will consider suspension! AKA termination

(my bold)

Why is he threating himself? Maybe Kessler just took a Ted Nugent in his pants.

Comments (typos and Republican caps theirs):

“Good luck, Chief Kessler! i hope they don’t terminate you. you don’t deserve it all your doing is protecting and fighting for our God given rights!”

“Good luck! Give em all you got in an intelligent calm well informed manor, make them look like effing fools!! If that don’t work… You know what to do, give them HELL! Lol God Bless, sending prayers your way sir!”<

“Ok, let’s see a huge turnout of PRO-GUN and PRO-CONSTITUTIONALISTS!!!! Let’s show some TRUE PATRIOT SUPPORT!!!”

“Damn man they push you you push them commien anty Americans harder”

This guy is ‘threating’ us:





There is a donations link where the chief has garnered $1,080.00.

I don’t know why he needs donations since the government he wants to rebel against with force, pays his salary and benefits. His worst offense is embarrassing his town while boring the rest of the country to death. He reminds me of a character in the really bad TV show The Following.

Hey Mark, calling us liberals is like telling us we’re pretty. Mark if they cut your benefits, think Obamacare.

Sign this petition to get this nut bag out of law enforcement please. Or we could just let him shoot himself again.

Screen grab: DailyKos 

Image of D-Day: Gizmodo


  • Ann Knickerbocker

    Manboobs — the sign of a pot smoker. Think he got a bad batch?

    • Anomaly 100

      If ever there was a guy that needed a joint it’s him.

      • Sally

        Yeah, a nice clean joint with three squares, and hour of exercise time, and Bubba to teach him just how manly and patriotic he really is. What a puny pathetic coward he is.

        • Anomaly 100

          I hear that Spike in cellblock 3 is looking for a new wifey.

      • Carla Akins

        why does this one have a different pic?

        • Anomaly 100

          I’m going to change it every 5 minutes just to confuse you. Take that Carla!

          • Carla Akins

            doesn’t take much.

    • DaddyO_969

      Ann, let’s leave pot out of this. It does not give man boobs, that’s steroids. This guy could use a good stoning, one way or the other…

  • DowneastDiva

    He is running a quart low, time to get rid of him, he is dangerous.

  • JimmyPete

    There is a disciplinary infraction called “conduct unbecoming a police officer” It applies to both on duty and off duty conduct. This excuse for a public servant has definitely abused his position, He shows absolute disdain for the people he has to serve and protect, and acts in a semi-violent threatening manner about other public officials, Not only should he lose his job, his guns should be taken away.

    • BanditBasheert

      Not in that town there isn’t.

  • molly_malone2

    Death threats, just because he threatened to shoot “libtards” and Pelosi? How outrageous is that!
    Silly mutton-headed oaf.

  • BanditBasheert

    OMG did you read the crazy ass comments on the article where the “idiot” SHOT himself in the bar? Last Saturday night? (oops sounds drunk to me) This guy is a raving maniac – it really seems appropriate that he represents the dimwitted knuckleheads that have driven themselves crazy over “fear of the brown people”.
    This town (including Mr. Junior MilitiaBoy) should be circled with razor wire to keep these freaks in. Then they can all live peacefully with their hatred boxed up inside of them.

    • Anomaly 100

      Why? I thought we were friends. Why did you force me (force me, I tell ya’!) to read the comments in that link?

  • Sanguinocrat

    It is clear that Fox News has had a great influence on this guy. I guess he doesn’t realize that Fox News is in the entertainment industry and is not a good place to turn to for facts.

  • Jim Olson

    I think we should keep him as a pet. We will have to cut off his hands, since he is a clear danger to him self and others as long as he has fingers.

  • Swiggy

    Igor Rasputin’s Rustbelt HELL commented on this a couple days ago. I’ll have to share this link with Sheriff Markie as well:

  • Jo Hargis

    He acts like a 12-year-old boy that just discovered his first pubic hair.

    • Tammy Minton Haley

      oh, yeah…we could do a serious psychoanalysis on this guy…he’s textbook…

      fear+insecurity+white privilege+teenytiny genitalia = this guy…

  • Maddiesmomma

    I thought that the mayor made a statement that “crazy boy” has every right to his opinion and to share it, and that firing him would be inappropriate. Guess the mayor must be a repub… This is our greatest contemporary fear in our communities…is these jackasses….

    • Tammy Minton Haley

      …and those jackasses being elected mayor, and police chief! there are thousands of these small towns out here…and thousands of these militia-types…yeah…it is scary…terrifying, actually…

  • Alec Stevens

    he must have a teeny tiny dick!

  • Patricia Houghtalen

    This guy is mentally ill. The mayor should be ashamed of herself for letting this mentally ill man make such a mockery of law enforcement and for her own mockery of the duties of a good Mayor. What a disgrace and since he is obviously mentally unbalanced she must accept the blame for all the terrible images this leave of her town and its people.

    • Ron Carr

      She’s probably afraid of him.

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    • whtwtrva

      Spell it so they can read it, “moran”!!

  • Tommy6860

    Well, there’s always Fox News if he gets fired. They hire every other wing nut that loses their official government position that suits their agenda. Since Fox doesn’t have any standards on who gets hired (yes, I’m pointing to you Allen West), why not this degenerate as well.

  • Ruth Crook

    I think letting him shoot himself is a good idea. It would be a cost effective solution to the problem, as long as he is a good shot.

  • Janice Woods

    I just saw where he actually did shoot himself in the left hand at a bar in a neighboring town during a dispute of some kind.

  • Eric Susee

    The Greatest Nation In The World…*double facepalm*

  • VetTeacher

    This man is plainly a socialist double agent. Not only should he have lost his insurance, he should never have had it, and insurance itself should be made illegal. Zeig Heil, McDumba**.

  • Tomas Runyan

    Someone remind me of whom is trying to take away their guns? They want an arm revolt against the 2nd Amendment, cause they sure can’t do it with their brains and intellect. For a group of people who are so hard pressed to let people know about their 2nd Amendment rights,(through false scare tactics) sure have a problem with allowing people to express their 1st Amendment rights.

  • Baldr Odinson

    Poor, poor gunloon, a victim of his own extremism. No pity for this loser. He is a danger to his down and an embarrassment for police and gun owners everywhere. My blog post on him:

  • John James

    I don’t think the investigation by the Secret Service for threatening elected officials has peaked yet.

    This can only get better when he’s arrested and imprisoned in Federal prison where the people he used to protect as a hired goon ( a Police Officer) will make a hefty profit from running the prison he’s in.

  • Chuck Dewey

    I did some checking, and there seem to be a lot of “joke” names, and references to people that do not exist in this story. An example is the comment by Tommy Appleseeds. If you do a search for that name on Facebook you get a restaurant, and not a human being. Although Mr. Kessler is a real person, it makes me wonder how much of what is attributed to him actually came from him and not someone trying to stir things up?

  • DefibrillatorGirl

    Political affiliations aside, there are some frightening facts that cannot be disputed:

    This is a man with obvious mental illness, significant anger and rage, automatic weapons…. who’s about to lose his job. What could POSSIBLY go wrong?

    If someone doesn’t act, and fast…. this will not end well… and there will be victims… doesn’t matter what side you’re on….. these are the FACTS.

  • DefibrillatorGirl

    Actually guys… Gynecomastia… aka ‘man boobs’ are also a side effect of Rogaine…. I see it quite often. His however are bilateral (both sides) which is not usually seen in Rogaine side effects (usually only one gets big)… His are as a result of being a fat slob. :)

  • langranny

    I wonder how many people he will have to kill before they lock him in a padded room?

  • Mark Child

    This guy’s the turd that just won’t flush, so maybe his town’s elected officials need to hold down the toilet’s flush handle until he finally circles the bowl and disappears for good. His loathing of Democrats can only lead to something unfortunate or tragic. He throws the epithet “Libtard” around too much without having a clue of what Libtards actually stand for because he’s blinded by his own ignorance.

    • If feeling that people who work full time for a minimum wage should not subsist at or below the poverty line, makes me a Libtard, then I’m a proud Libtard.

    • If feeling that everyone should have access to affordable, quality healthcare makes me a Libtard, then I’m a Libtard.

    • If feeling that nobody living in this country in this day should be treated as second-class a citizen makes me a Libtard, then I’m a Libtard.

    • If believing that some public schools do great jobs educating out kids makes me a Libtard, then I’m a libtard.

    • If feeling that voting is a right that should be protected and encouraged rather than attacked and manipulated to disenfranchise specific segments of the electorate makes me a Libtard, then I’m a Libtard.

    • If feeling that balancing states’ budgets on the backs of the middle class (to the benefit of the wealthy and privileged) weakens the middle class and discourages economic growth makes me a Libtard, then I’m a Libtard.

    • If believing that we can still respect the spirit of the Second Amendment while enacting common-sense regulations that curb the ease with which nutballs get their hands on military-style assault riffles makes me a Libtard, then I’m a Libtard.

    • If feeling a sense of pride in how far this country has come in electing an African-American President makes me a Libtard, then I’m a proud Libtard.

    The list could go on and on, so the next some Bozo like Kessler calls you or anyone you know a Libtard, say, “Fuckin‘ A right, I’m a Libtard. A proud Libtard.

    I will now climb down off my soapbox . . .

  • Paul Deemer

    Send in the FBI Swat Team for Tonights meeting just to make sure his Bozos buddies from the Constitution Security Force don’t try to start any crap! Hopefully he will be fired and asked never to come back to town. If they don’t like how we do things in America now they can self-deport themselves to another country and nobody will shed a tear.

  • P Cul

    The guy is on the money…ya pusses. The government is too big. You want someone to take care of you, go to Russia.