A 29 year-old Texas man allegedly walked into a bank claiming to be President Obama’s adoptive son, then demanded entry into Michelle Obama’s bank account. When Johnnie Gooden Jr. was arrested, he was also in possession of two bags of marijuana. I suppose he never thought his identity would be questioned because his nefarious plot was of a genius-caliber.
The police say that Gooden walked into a College Station bank and reportedly told the teller that Mr. and Mrs. Obama had recently adopted the 29 year-old into their family.
The Weekly Vice reports, “Gooden then went on to say that Michelle Obama contacted him over Facebook and told him that they wanted to adopt him.”
That’s perfectly logical because she contacts me all the time through Facebook regarding adoption, as well as seeking my advice on important matters, even though I’m eleventy hundred years old. The Obamas are just nice like that.
After demanding access to Ms. Obama’s account, he was told that neither of the Obamas has an account there. SURE they don’t! But, he refused to leave until he could get access to the account which was not there.
Gooden stopped talking after an officer arrived on the scene, who then conducted an I.D. check, obviously seeing right through his dastardly plot.
According to The Weekly Vice, he was then arrested after the officer found that Gooden had outstanding warrants for resisting arrest and assault on a public servant.
During a pat down search at the scene, Gooden was found to be in possession of two bags of marijuana. Obviously that was planted by Obama haters. He was then booked into jail and charged with possession of marijuana in addition to the two warrants.
This story should send birthers scrambling for evidence.
H/T: Our admin who is also Obama’s adoptive son @ComgenKDT.
Image: Weekly Vice