This ridiculously stupid Obama conspiracy will make you bang your head on the wall. You’re welcome.

October 8, 2013

Miriam Carey, who was shot to death after first trying to ram her car through a White House barricade then leading Capitol police on a car chase, has garnered a conspiracy theory. I know that’s hard to believe. The site reporting this Obama scandal, inadvertently used a satirical site as their source, so it’s sort of like 4Chan meets Fox News. They post on the New World Order and Alternative news, which must be code talk for making stuff up.

Yes, I really am going to open a can of stupid on you.





 writes, “A new report circulating in the Kremlin today prepared by the Main Intelligence Directorate (GRU) claims that the unarmed 34-year-old woman named Miriam Carey who was gunned down last Thursday (3 October) in Washington D.C. was, in fact, “deliberately targeted” by an elite hit-squad under orders to assassinate what Russian intelligence officials say was the mother of President Barack Obama’s “love child.”

According to the conspiracy theory,  “Obama first met Ms Carey on 18 May 2011 when he traveled to New London, Connecticut to address the graduating class of the US Coast Guard Academy.”

Obama’s delay for making this address was merely a ruse.

The President was, instead, having a “significant” problem, the source reports, after having lodged a portion of a pistachio nut shell into one of his back molars.

An approved”  (their emphasis) local dentist was to meet the President upon his plane landing.

The dental assistant for  Dr. Evans “struck up an almost immediate friendship with Obama.”

GRU analysts in this report, however, state that Ms Carey’s absence from work was “directly related” to an affair she had begun with Obama in 2011 and which culminated in a girl child being born in August 2012, and which it appears the President attempted to have her abort, but which Ms Carey refused to do because of her Christian beliefs.

The source explains, “GRU signal intelligence analysts (SIGNIT) who were monitoring CIA-NSA-FBI encrypted electronic communication traffic in Washington D.C. on 3 October observed the exact same “encrypted electronic signature” used by the elite hit squad that attacked the US Navy Yard on 16 September, had assassinated the award winning American journalist Michael Hastings on 18 June, and on 25 June attacked the Los Angeles Police detectives investigation Hastings assassination.”

The report continues, suggesting that Carey was lured  to Washington D.C. under the pretext that Obama wanted to see his new baby daughter. But really, what Obama had planned was to have her assassinated by his elite hit squad, because why not. And so he had her put to death.

Wait, this is a two-for-two kind of deal.

They further note, “As to why Obama would engage himself in dangerous affairs in the first place, this report bizarrely concludes, is the growing evidence that his wife, and First Lady, Michelle Obama, was born Michael LaVaughn Robinson in Chicago, Illinois on 17 January 1964. He was the second son born to Fraser Robinson III, a well known cocaine dealer and union thug for Crime Lord-Mayor Richard J. Daley, and Marian Shields Robinson, a transient street prostitute who was diagnosed with the HIV virus in 1998.”

Did you catch that? The first Lady is a dude. Until she of course, had a sex change. They conclude that Malia and Sasha are in fact, adopted.

The site’s allegation (their source) that Mrs. Obama was born a man, was actually from Christwire, a satirical site.

Here ya’ go. You’ll be needing this:











H/T: My pals at Kick Butt Liberals with thanks! Love you guys:-)

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  • Carla Akins

    After 10 years at the IRS, trust me – there are tons of errors in official documents.

  • Miss T

    Well, I wouldn’t go so far as to call you an idiot…. “gullible”, maybe. A person’s birth date and death date are crucial time frames in their life span. HUGELY important info man….. A typo in an official record….. Possible, I guess….. Just NOT probable. Besides, if you just pay a little closer attention to the things going on around you….. the things that are changing mostly… You might just start to see the plot unfold yourself.

  • Exposing Milabs

    If he did have an emergency dental appointment in 2011, it can be confirmed or not easily enough through the dentist she worked for.

  • kriselda gray

    Sorcha Faal strikes again!

  • Magginkat

    OMG……….. how many Obama haters will read this and believe every word?

  • NancyEH

    It is both amazing and frightening how people create conspiracies out of nothing and yet, when many of us complained that Bush’s weapons of mass destruction evidence was a conspiracy, we were called traitors.

  • Dave Lanson

    Any minute now. The Mensa gurus at Fox have to make sure it’s untrue before airing the story.

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