Drunk dial and yell at random members of Congress, because we can that’s why

October 10, 2013
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Because Congress members returned from an ineffective vote to avert the government shutdown, while drinking on the job, it’s time to pull out the big guns. And because it’s Congress, that’s why, and they’ve been trolling us for years while twerking with our economy.

A new site, DrunkDialCongress.org states, “Whether you’re a furloughed worker, being forced to work for free, or just fed up at Capitol Hill:  CALL & YELL AT A RANDOM MEMBER OF CONGRESS.”

I’m down with this.

DrunkDial

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The site generously provides talking points:

If you can yell at a Park Ranger after forcing the Government to shut down then I get to yell at you

You guys think you are the same as the heroes of 9/11? Get a fucking grip

You jerks are costing the country $12 million bucks per hour!

My grandma can’t get her cancer treatment

My kids won’t stop yelling at me about camping

I can’t watch the panda

You had one job to do & you failed!

How dare you not fund Veterans

You guys aren’t funding the police that are protecting you???

Why don’t you make yourself useful and at least mow the lawn?

See, they even provided links, none of which are to FreakOutNation, which is cool. I am an adult and it does not bother me at all. I hold no grudges. (I’m going to dial their site like a drunken sailer, while dropping F-bombs like a terrorist.)

They also provide drink recipes, which I may or may not be using right now.

Congress, get your act together. Drunk dialing Americans are coming to a phone near you.

This drunken reality was brought to you by one of our readers @Mea-Mark with thanks. You can follow him on Twitter here. 

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  • http://www.tumblr.com/blog/akinsc Carla Akins

    What a fabulous idea. Seriously.

  • mea_mark

    …and your mind is reeling…

  • juicyfruityyy

    I guess to the drunks on the other end (Congress). These drunk dialers will sound sane.

  • rjcarter

    Got Harry Reid on speed dial, and a box o’ wine from Wal-mart. Lock and load.

  • mea_mark

    So when you feel that inebriated inspiration kicking in…

    • http://FreakoutNation.com/ Anomaly 100

      Says the guy I had a 4-way with on Twitter. (Did I just type that out loud?)

      • mea_mark

        You have to have a special kind of inspiration for a 4-way on Twitter.

        • rjcarter

          I can’t type fast enough with only my left hand to play in these reindeer games.

          • http://FreakoutNation.com/ Anomaly 100

            I’m askeered to ask. What is your right hand doing?

            • rjcarter

              Uhm…

              LOOK! A KITTY!

      • bancaturday

        ack ack ack. Cough Cough.. Just don’t show up where I live on “Saturday”

        • http://FreakoutNation.com/ Anomaly 100

          I’ll always find you on Saturdays!

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