Because Congress members returned from an ineffective vote to avert the government shutdown, while drinking on the job, it’s time to pull out the big guns. And because it’s Congress, that’s why, and they’ve been trolling us for years while twerking with our economy.
A new site, DrunkDialCongress.org states, “Whether you’re a furloughed worker, being forced to work for free, or just fed up at Capitol Hill: CALL & YELL AT A RANDOM MEMBER OF CONGRESS.”
I’m down with this.
The site generously provides talking points:
If you can yell at a Park Ranger after forcing the Government to shut down then I get to yell at you
You guys think you are the same as the heroes of 9/11? Get a fucking grip
You jerks are costing the country $12 million bucks per hour!
My grandma can’t get her cancer treatment
My kids won’t stop yelling at me about camping
I can’t watch the panda
You had one job to do & you failed!
How dare you not fund Veterans
You guys aren’t funding the police that are protecting you???
Why don’t you make yourself useful and at least mow the lawn?
See, they even provided links, none of which are to FreakOutNation, which is cool. I am an adult and it does not bother me at all. I hold no grudges. (I’m going to dial their site like a drunken sailer, while dropping F-bombs like a terrorist.)
They also provide drink recipes, which I may or may not be using right now.
Congress, get your act together. Drunk dialing Americans are coming to a phone near you.
This drunken reality was brought to you by one of our readers @Mea-Mark with thanks. You can follow him on Twitter here.