The Duggars campaign for Cuccinelli, ends up looking like an audition for Dumb and Dumber

Jim Bob and Michelle Duggar of Arkansas, the stars in TLC’s reality show 19 Kids and Counting, hit the campaign trail for Republican candidate for governor of Virginia Ken Cuccinelli.

Things went terribly wrong.  ProTip: If you’re going to attack the challenger, at least know his name. Hint: it’s not ‘what’s his name’.

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Watch courtesy of Crooks & Liars:

The Duggars aren’t the most solid thinking couple anyway:

 

Duggar is right about one thing. There is a stark contrast between the candidates.

  • Diane

    Is getting someone pregnant over and over and over again something to brag about. And she must be as dumb as dirt. 19 kids? Have some control Jim Duggard and put a sock OVER it.

    • mrsgunka

      Maybe a weighted chastity splint! Someone needs to put some salt peter in the salt shaker!

    • Mark Child

      Someone needs to remind her that it’s a vagina, not a clown car . . .

    • crazymonkeylady

      At this point, it’s like throwing a hot dog into the Grand Canyon. She could get knocked up and not even know they had sex!

    • Rene H. Provencher

      He loves his Weiner!

  • mea_mark

    I am so glad he is not campaigning for the democrats. There really is always a bright side. The stupid people are all flocking to the republican party and that can’t help but make the democrats even smarter.

    • http://FreakoutNation.com/ Anomaly 100

      Are you sure she’s not? I mean, maybe a sneaky Dem wabbit planted them.

      • mea_mark

        Nope, you can’t fake that kind of stupid, it is all natural.

  • http://www.tumblr.com/blog/akinsc Carla Akins

    I understand how being a freak gets you a show on TLC, I don’t understand how it qualifies you stump for a candidate. If they were doing their jobs as parents, they sure as well wouldn’t have time to leave the house.

    • Val

      Yea, but they got all those older kids to raise the younger ones for them.

      • mea_mark

        They breed for child slaves.

      • http://www.tumblr.com/blog/akinsc Carla Akins

        bet those older kids love that.

      • Cosmic_Surfer

        Those older kids are already making babies yet momma Duggar can’t quite have enough of making them. There are some very sick people who get off on pain – cutters, self flagellators and I guess she embodies those who love labor contractions

        • Rene H. Provencher

          Don’t they know what a condom is? Saves from having so many! Bet their insurance is high. Oh yeah they have free medicine!

      • Rene H. Provencher

        I can see having that many if you owned a huge farm!

  • karenbrown65

    Umm…Cuccinelli should already HAVE the Duggar demographic. You know, the ‘Quiverfull’,
    contraception is the same as abortion, you should either pop out
    children like pez, or not have sex, because if God intended you to stop,
    you’d not get pregnant’ voters.

    I think he’s GOT them. All single digit percent of them. (Thank goodness,
    imagine if EVERY married couple were having kids in the double digits?)
    It’s the OTHER voters he should be worrying about.

  • juicyfruityyy

    Were they there to bring in a bigger crowd? Don’t see how they could help his campaign. Not even for family values. Why didn’t he ask the Queen. Since she was in the area with the Confederate flag..

  • VilcaAmazon

    Breaking news:

    Duggers in Virginia to promote their new book, entitled Green sperm and eggs, a manual in how to overpopulate the world.

    • wolfendenpackleader

      very good

    • Cinder Mopbucket

      They got paid with the GREEN. They have no time to really be green and grow things.

      • Rene H. Provencher

        Taxable income?

  • ARealHousewifeInOC

    i seriously need to start fucking for a living.

    • Rolaine Mcgruder

      ^^^LMAO!

    • Rene H. Provencher

      I don’t have kids and I’m old, I need to make 20 or more! Anyone up for making some? Free lollipops!

  • Shelly

    She should quit talking, and go back to her job sucking cock. Thankfully, she can’t do both at the same time.

  • Cosmic_Surfer

    What could possibly go wrong? The only case they make is for birth control

  • Linda1961

    A teleprompter would have come in handy, but since wingnuts mock President Obama for knowing how to use one, a crib note with McAuliffe’s name would have been just a good to keep the Duggars from looking foolish. Nah, they are foolish people, and richly deserve the ridicule for botching their endorsement of Cuccinelli.

    • Liadan

      Should have written it on his hands.

      • Larry StCroix

        My thought exactly! LOL It was agonizing.

        Makes you wonder though. How in the heck do they stumble through a ‘scripted’ reality show, or does he not appear very often?

    • wolfendenpackleader

      just read Sarah Palin is still using her hand for a notepad yet to this day. See,she has not evolved 1 teeny,tiny,little bit since 2008.

      • Rene H. Provencher

        Isn’t she using her feet too now for note pads?

  • discgolfdc

    Her brains apparently fell out along with her uterus.

    • Rene H. Provencher

      Ken loves Uteruses. He wants them all the time to inspect, make sure they haven’t been messed with. Creepy bas taaaaaaaad!

  • KCMOfan

    Yeah he’s tongue twied. OMG!

  • Shanasmiles

    O m gee

  • jkarov

    Jim Bob and his portable baby maker are truly pathetic.

    • wolfendenpackleader

      love the “portable baby maker” line. I call her “THE HUMAN XEROX MACHINE.”

      • robertrobin10 .

        you’re not kidding have you seen the kids? all the boys are literally carbon copies of each other.

    • crazymonkeylady

      Brood mare works for me.

    • Pete Chauncey

      The Duggars are a human puppy mill.

  • lynnda37

    aren’t they cousins to Sarah?

  • wolfendenpackleader

    Well Rick Santorum pulled the Duggars out of his magic hat up in Michigan as his “Secret Weapon” in 2012. Still trying to figure out what kind of a weapon that asshat thought they were. Then at the last minute, Santorum decided to stiff the college he and the Duggars were all set up to speak/preach at and instead went to a much smaller place to run their spiel. We all see how well that worked for Rick.

    As for the dishonest Ken the Cooch purging the voters-in other words blacks, women and Democratic Liberals from the voting rolls like 3 weeks before the election is not only illegal when the GOP tried this in 2012,need at least 6 or 8 months prior approval before this can be legally done. The fact that it is Ken, who is behind this voter purge of over 57,900 and over 38,000 already and his position in government now allows him to destroy the voting rolls from his competition. Now if that is not cheating, I don’t know what is. And the Duggars do not push their religion onto others as some religions do, I cannot understand why they would agree to support this dishonest and evil politician by standing for him.

    • Cinder Mopbucket

      It was kinna special to shake hands with somebody who was on TV. Nugent, he is my hero too. He can shit his pants on command.

  • Rhonda Thissen

    OMG, I live in Virginia and was already seriously embarrassed by the campaign before this came along to make us look even more like kissin’ cousins. With “The Cooch” on one side and DNC insider Terry McAuliffe on the other, this has been a dismal election season. Odds are that McAuliffe will win, but many people who vote for him will be actually voting against Cuccinelli. With the Democratic candidate for Lieutenant Governor also far ahead in the polls, the only real saving grace about this election will be that with a Democratic Governor and LtG, we will be able to somewhat diminish GOP control of our state government. Our House of Delegates currently has a Republican majority, and there is an even spit between Rs and Ds in the State Senate. Like in the US Senate, in Virginia’s State Senate, the LtG provides a tie-breaking vote, so with a Democratic Governor setting policy and a Democratic LtG to provide some rationality in the General Assembly, we may have some hope!

    • CandideThirtythree

      Thanks for the info, we don’t get the whole story from the media so it is great to get the real picture from real people in the trenches.

      • Rhonda Thissen

        Happy to do it. :-)

  • CandideThirtythree

    Those morons were on food stamps and had 16 kids on Medicare before that show came along and saved their sorry, ignorant asses and here they are stumping for republicans to take away the same aid they were getting from millions of other people…

    That Christian republican mindset of .. I have mine, screw you is alive and well with the Duggers.

    • Shanasmiles

      Lol did you see their trip to china? She was hauling her uterus around in a wheelbarrow shouting, “doesn’t anyone speak English here?!”

      • wolfendenpackleader

        ROFLMAO. Bravo !

    • Linda Bridges Baker

      No he was actually a congressman in the past and they have investment property they were not on public assistance. But he is an idiot must be hard up for support if a TV show about family values is the best support you have. LOL

    • Patricia Otero

      They are being supported by a Pro-Life Organization

    • wolfendenpackleader

      Well they claim they never got food stamps and Medicaid.

  • Virginia

    Where are all the kids while they’re out stomping for a repug? Probably home with the older kids manning child care and housekeeping duties. These people make me sick. The older kids are this woman’s slaves while she pops out more while doing nothing but laying on her butt.

    • Rene H. Provencher

      Do these baby makers ever work for a living? I mean real labor? He probably wants to be a politician!

    • wolfendenpackleader

      they took their brood of kids to Michigan when they were stumping for Rick Santorum. Bet the motels loved that mess. and probably no tips for the room keepers either.

  • barrycrimm

    Are they brother and sister?

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1301564078 Tom Kidd

      Could be father & daughter. Incest is best with Southern Baptists; just look at the the Phelps family of the Westboro Baptist Church

  • carol mills

    Many of us in Arkansas are horrified this freak show represents our state

  • Rene H. Provencher

    Guess who isn’t going to have that dumb show in our house anymore? I never watched it anyway. I have the Palin syndrome!

  • Rene H. Provencher

    Sounds like the Beggers for Cuchinelli the thief!

  • Patricia Otero

    They are supported by a pro-life organization

  • Patricia Otero

    They are supported by a pro-life organization

    • wolfendenpackleader

      Broken Record Syndrome.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1301564078 Tom Kidd

    Hmm. Maybe we should contact TLC & protest “19 Kids & Counting” for being “political advertisement”. 😉

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1301564078 Tom Kidd

    Bide your time; you think “Jon & Kate Plus 8″ was a train wreck? There’s 19 kids (plus grandchildren, now). They won’t keep up that Goody Two-Shoes facade forever and they can’t control them all. Just wait & watch.

    • Shanasmiles

      I’m wondering when the black sheep is gonna say, ” F*%# this Quiverfull S#¡+” and breaking out like those freaks on the Amish show… Ya know the ones boozing, partying, and fornicating?

  • wolfendenpackleader

    they are drones. all the boy look like they were cloned. can’t stand that obnoxious one Jason.

  • wolfendenpackleader

    Did you see where Ted Nugent has cut his hair and cleaned himself all up ? Rumor he is thinking about a presidential run. Nor certain if the Tea Party would want him, but they do like crazies and Ted is certainly steeped in insanity.

    Think Ted has what it takes to FILL the job of POTUS ? Guess it just DEPENDS*.

    * registered patent.

    • Shanasmiles

      Ted Nugent is full of sh!t. Pull out a draft card and he’ll prove it.

  • wolfendenpackleader

    what about palindromes ?

  • wolfendenpackleader

    you have my sympathy Carol.

  • wolfendenpackleader

    no they really don’t. they have a few rental properties and a couple of used car lots-ha ha-and of course the TV show and I bet almost if not all of the places these people go get free rooms, food, movies, etc… because 1 real working people could never afford that and these businesses they go to like the Dude Ranch, restaurants, etc…can write it off their businesses as free advertising. Just think how many people would go to the same places the famous Dugger family has visited ?

    And JimBob Duggar did run in government and was elected for 1 term in office. Do not know if he tried to run a second time or not, but he only lasted 1 time. Too bad that “one time” included his sexual appetite.