These Tea Party truckers are so patriotic they’re wrecking their trucks for our freedom

These Tea party summabitches are patriots, willing to wreck the source of their livelihoods for our freedoms. (I need a tissue. I’m tearing up as I type. These good ol’ boys just love our country that much, hallelujah). In Hanover, Virginia, a three-vehicle crash closed all southbound lanes of Interstate 95, creating major delays.

Before we get to that (because we have other enlightening news about the truckers to point and laugh at in this post), According to the Washington Post, In Virginia, the trucks were traveling in the right lane of the Beltway earlier in the morning, keeping pace with other traffic — around 40 to 45 miles per hour, due to the wet road conditions, said Virginia State Police spokesman Corinne N. Geller.

Washpo spoke with Zeeda Andrews, the founder of the extreme right wing group and chatted with a truck driver who was going by the name General Lee (otherwise known as Ernest Lee from Bullhead City, Ariz.), and other organizers.

Image of Lee with truck named “General Lee” from Twitter:
















After that or at the same time, according to NBC 12,  A tractor-trailer, a RV, and a pickup truck were involved in the accident at about 11:00 a.m.

Two of the people in the RV were taken to the hospital with minor injuries.

According to VDOT, traffic was backed up nine miles due to the crash.


Nothin’ says freedom like trying to get that Black POTUS out of the White House, amrite? Can I get an amen brothers and sisters?













Of their list of demands Via the Blaze (seriously):

“Among them are suggestions that “Barry Soetoro, aka Barack Obama,” is a fake president because “his documents” are “forgeries.”

From the document:

From 2003 to 2008, several members of Congress introduced legislation, attempting to change Article 2, Section 1, Clause 5 of the Constitution on eight separate occasions to make it possible for Barack Obama to meet the eligibility requirements for the office of president. Of which, a legal investigation has proven that his documents provided are forgeries, which is a felony offense.”

The truckers are birthers!

Sit the fuck down.

Image: Blaze

Research done by our amazing reader @Mea-Mark who you can follow on Twitter here. 

  • langranny

    Nuts to the nutty…

  • Bullies For Romney

    So stupid, ignorant and obstinant, even when they have the chance to make a left turn, they will only turn Right out of spite.

  • jdubhub68

    In other words, they have a sad because no one is taking their delusions seriously.

    • Anomaly 100

      And now one of ’em haz no truck.

      • BanditBasheert

        Give ’till it hurts .. isn’t that the Bigot Motto?

      • Parker McArthur

        I’m sure the Koch Brothers will buy him a new one. 😛

      • Darque Wing

        Oh, it’s more than just the truck. Behind fuel, the biggest expense for a driver is insurance. And guess whose insurance just shot through the roof?

        • Anomaly 100

          It’s Obama’s fault.

          • Darque Wing

            That’s Barry Soetoro! Documents! Raised seals! Hanging chads!!!one!

          • Anomaly 100

            Friggin’ Obummer is keeping the white man down.

          • Darque Wing

            He’s going to have all the white kids picking cotton for reparations in his third term, after he declares himself ruler for life! He’s going to impregnate white women and kill them to take their babies because Michelle is a man! He’s coming for our guns so he can give them all to Saul Alinsky!

            … and so on, and so forth, ad nauseum. They’ve long since become parodies of themselves, and Poe’s Law just shrugs and says, “I dunno, man.”

          • Anomaly 100

            That last line is STRAIGHT from the Alinsky playbook.

            It’s funny cuz they don’t even know who Saul Alinsky is.

          • tiredoftea

            The Newtster told them all about him! That’s why they mention Saul so often in their posts here. It’s for when they get tired of calling us liberals.

          • J.r. Roloff


  • BanditBasheert

    Was that supposed to be a surprise? They they are Burfers?
    These guys live from hand to mouth – trucking is hard work and you don’t make a fortune at it.
    Which makes absolute sense that they would support them thar’ TeaBigots.

    All they need to shut down is those mouths.

  • Anomaly 100

    They’re pretty generous to their tools.

  • mea_mark

    This is supposed to go on all weekend. What will be next?

    • Anna Gabriel

      Maybe they will accidentally shoot each other while showing off their guns…?

  • Max Johnson

    who are these several members of congress? I would think there would be a record of that.

  • juicyfruityyy

    I’m glad that no one was seriously injured.
    For the birthers; it is a shame, that there is no cure for ignorance.

  • Darque Wing

    Or, as the rest of the truckers in the country are saying right now, “Oh, for crying out loud, there are people trying to earn a living here. Get out of the way, or get on down the road, driver.”

  • Jeanne173

    So, what I want to know is did any of them stop in Gilberton PA.?

  • William C Stahl

    As said many times. You can’t make this shit up, and you can’t fix stupid.

  • Sandy Button

    It’s like watching Wylie Coyote except it’s not funny.

  • Tracey Bates

    Did you say Ernest Lee, or Ernest T?

  • nogeeksadmin

    Was the truck involved in the accident the General Lee?