Hilarious quotes from Sarah Palin's new book (video with laugh-track included)

Jesus wept. The mythical “war on Christmas” has never been so hypocritically touted as real than by the Grifter herself, by selling books on the ‘war’ for a mere $60 if you want a signed copy.

I might buy it but I’ll hold out for the basement basement version for 99 cents. Don’t judge me. There’s some great inadvertently comedic moments in her book.

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Two things: Be sure to check out the image complete with a Christmas interactive at New York Magazine. It’s priceless.

Then visit our friends at Politicalgates for their breakdown of Sarah’s lulzy book.

Via Politicalgates:

These quotes – they are real keepers:

19. Sadly, there are no Chick-fil-A restaurants in Alaska.

18. You don’t have to be intimidated by the political-correctness police.

17. Yet we can’t print enough currency, or food stamps, or free Obamaphone vouchers to compensate for failing families.

16. Walgreens’ 24-page nationwide circular used the word holiday 36 times without one mention of Christmas.

15. The war on Christmas is the tip of the spear in a larger battle to secularize our culture, and make true religious freedom a thing of America’s past.

14. There are few things that anger a secular liberal atheist more than a horizontal plank intersecting a vertical plank — a cross — on public land.

13. The logical result of atheism, a result we have seen right in front of our eyes in one of the world’s oldest and proudest nations, is severe moral decay.

12. So are you ready for some good, old-fashioned words? Here are some: work, honesty, courage, justice, thrift, perseverance.

11. Roger Ailes, the president of Fox News network, once asked me, “What the bleep is so offensive about putting up a plastic Jewish family on my lawn at Christmastime?”

10. Perhaps Christmas causes so much anger because the very name of the holiday broadcasts the name above all names.

9. Many on the left see faith and family as oppressive, but the right sees them as indispensable.

8. Let’s think this through: Without God as an objective standard, who’s to say what’s wrong and what’s right?

7. It’s about that little baby wrapped in swaddling clothes who arrived long before hope and change became political manipulations.

6. It is Christ who empowers every act of goodwill toward men in our otherwise fallen hearts.

5. Hoo-ah! I couldn’t have said it better myself.

4. I bet Charles Darwin never understood this: If the world could be described as truly survival-of-the-fittest, why would people collectively be stricken with the spirit of generosity in December?

3. Because hearing a word you don’t want to hear is a big freakin’ deal.

2. Atheism’s track record makes the Spanish Inquisition seem like Disneyland by comparison.

1. An angry atheist with a lawyer is one of the most powerful persons in America.

(my bold)

Number 13: She must be talking about America, which is not one of the oldest nations in the world.

Listen all of you angry atheist lawyers, back off. And for those making us hear words we don’t want to hear, damn you all!

Here’s a word or two you won’t like to hear Sarah but it’s no ‘big deal': You’re a fucking idiot.

Watch, laugh track included free of charge. You’re welcome!:

 

John Fusgelsang’s take on Sarah in which he compares her to Jar Jar Binks from George Lucas’ ‘Star Wars’ “Episode I: The Phantom Menace.”

Dumbass. Even with a ghost writer, she still can’t put out a good book.

  • jdubhub68

    Wow, if Sarah Palin every opened a restaurant, half the menu would be built around word salad.

    • mrsgunka

      Oh, she would quit before the menus were printed!

  • jdubhub68

    Like George W. Bush’s autobiography, the manuscript for this book was written in crayon.

  • Scorpie

    ummmmmmmmmmmm, I think the site is PoliticalGates. But the ornaments are still funny.

    • http://FreakoutNation.com/ Anomaly 100

      Thanks I’ll fix it. They also have a Palingates site. I got cOnFuSeD.

  • http://politicalgates.blogspot.com Patrick – Politicalgates

    Many thanks for linking to our post and video! We really appreciate it! :-)

    • http://FreakoutNation.com/ Anomaly 100

      Hey Patrick. Long time no speak. Hope you’re well:-)

      • http://politicalgates.blogspot.com Patrick – Politicalgates

        Oh, we are fine, thanks! :-)

      • http://politicalgates.blogspot.com Patrick – Politicalgates

        Great to see that your site has large traffic! Well deserved!

        • http://FreakoutNation.com/ Anomaly 100

          Thank you so much! By the way, can you figure out #13 at all? She is talking about this country, right?

          • http://politicalgates.blogspot.com Patrick – Politicalgates

            Yes, I also wondered which one of the “world’s oldest nations” she was talking about…! ;-)

          • http://FreakoutNation.com/ Anomaly 100

            Has to be Murica cuz that’s the only one that counts, at least to her.

          • honestyingov

            One of the Worlds Oldest Nations… I think that might be a ” Muslim” country?

  • David Isler

    Number 6 scares me. It suggests people need not feel responsible for their actions because they aren’t. Their “fallen hearts” are responsible. If that’s what the RW believes, it explains a hell of a lot about the teaparty movement.

  • http://www.tumblr.com/blog/akinsc Carla Akins

    #2 is my personal favorite. I wonder if she ever took a world history course in those 28 colleges she attended?

    • http://politicalgates.blogspot.com Patrick – Politicalgates

      Let’s see…where was she:

      Fall 82: Hawaii Pacific University

      Spring 83: North Idaho Community College
      Fall 83: North Idaho Community College

      Spring 84: Out of school.

      Fall 84: University of Idaho
      Spring 85: University of Idaho

      Fall 85: Mat-Su Community College (reportedly part-time)

      Spring 86: University of Idaho
      Fall 86: University of Idaho
      Spring 87: University of Idaho

      http://palingates.blogspot.com/2010/08/sarah-palins-crazy-college-daze.html

      Well, I guess she wanted to take history at the University of Idaho, but there was probably simply no time any more. So she got her history knowledge from reading “Readers Digest”, which was more than sufficient up until 2008!

      • http://www.photo-fix.com/ Kelly Basden

        I think the bigger wonder is “Why was she there and what was she doing while she WAS there?”

        • mrsgunka

          Drinking wine coolers and making out in canvas tents. Where do you think Bristol learned? Like mother, like daughter.

          • http://www.photo-fix.com/ Kelly Basden

            Actually, I was intimating that she certainly didn’t attend because they were establishments of teaching.

        • mea_mark

          She probably spent most of her time in the cafeteria learning how to make word salads.

          • http://www.photo-fix.com/ Kelly Basden

            I really have to question whether she understood that these were institutes of education, or buildings in the way of the nearest Starbucks.

      • BanditBasheert

        Oh yeah Hawaii – where she quit before she started because in the words of old UpChuck pedophile Health – there were TOO MANY ASIANS in Hawaii.

    • http://politicalgates.blogspot.com Patrick – Politicalgates

      Help! My reply is in moderation! :-)

      • http://www.tumblr.com/blog/akinsc Carla Akins

        oops

        • mrsgunka

          Ooops hell, pay attention! :-)

          • http://www.tumblr.com/blog/akinsc Carla Akins

            I was hanging out on twitter, and a friend had just posted a pic of a really hot guy….

          • mrsgunka

            Let that be a lesson young lady!

      • mrsgunka

        They run a real tight ship over here. Watch your language Patrick! :-)

        • http://comgen.blogspot.com/ ComGen

          The word ” Palin ” does require moderation :-)

          • mrsgunka

            Is Tundra Turd OK?

    • mrsgunka

      You have to ask? Just listen to her. Don’t you speak word salad? She took all of them…any of them….

  • majii

    There is no better testament to the fact that Sarah Palin understands nothing about governing, politics, economics, sociology, religion, atheism, etc, than this book. Although most people would be ashamed to put their ignorance of all things in print, Palin is immensely proud of doing it. This woman has no shame, and this fake “war on Christmas” book, imho, shows the depth to which a first-class grifter will stoop to avoid having to work at a real job.

  • Hank

    Well. With the exception of #4 I don’t find much fault with anything she says. And nothing any reasonable person would ridicule. Oh!!! But I forgot!!! It’s Palin. The only woman the left is okay with bullying, hating and oppressing.

    • http://FreakoutNation.com/ Anomaly 100

      How do we bully and oppress her? You are amazing. You’ll say in one thread that you don’t support her although you defend her like she’s God’s gift. She’s an idiot of epic proportions. She’d love to set up a theocratic government and she’s said that laws should be based on the Bible.

      • http://comgen.blogspot.com/ ComGen

        Why is she hating on atheist? I for one every year since the 90’s volunteer my time at thanksgiving, x-mas, or when tragedy strikes and personally cook meals and provide year round can goods/cash/clothing/technology/other for local soup kitchens, church and other places supporting the needs of those less fortunate. I pay this out of pocket with zero tax deduction or other compensation–I expect nothing in return. So because I don’t believe in sky god(s) I’m morally corrupt? I don’t understand kindness, giving, love and respect? She’s the problem!

        • http://FreakoutNation.com/ Anomaly 100

          Well in fairness, Sarah would do all of that too (if there was a profit in it).

          • http://comgen.blogspot.com/ ComGen

            I just personally find her view on atheist sickening. I have never killed anyone out side of military service, I’ve never beaten, raped a child, woman or anything in my life. I contribute to various churches/charities even though I do not believe. I’ve never harmed an animal out side of justifiable compassion [ had to put one down myself this year ]. Her intolerance of others aimed at selling a book is F-ed !

          • http://FreakoutNation.com/ Anomaly 100

            To play Devil’s (Sarah’s) advocate:

            “I have never killed anyone.”

            Says a guy who abuses poor me daily.

            .”I’ve never harmed an animal”

            Yous threaten my cat daily.

            You were saying?

          • http://comgen.blogspot.com/ ComGen

            To play Devil’s (Sarah’s) advocate:

            ” Says a guy who abuses poor me daily. ”

            Because I expect you to work and show up on time…?

            ” Yous threaten my cat daily ”

            I have never-ever touched your pussy nor spoken to it !

          • http://FreakoutNation.com/ Anomaly 100

            “I have never-ever touched your pussy nor spoken to it !”

            That’s true but we’re talking about my poor, sweet cat.

          • http://comgen.blogspot.com/ ComGen

            ” sweet pussy ” ! ” what did you think I was referring to?

          • tiredoftea

            She is a very wicked woman!

          • http://comgen.blogspot.com/ ComGen

            Said the man with penis now MIA :-)

          • tiredoftea

            How do you think I lost it! between her and Carla, what’s a guy to do?

          • http://comgen.blogspot.com/ ComGen

            ” what’s a guy to do? ” // dude run ! run ! yell stranger danger ! anything !

          • tiredoftea

            I thought this was a friendly place. A place to express my opinions, to have some fun. Then look at what happened! Bam! No penis!!

          • http://FreakoutNation.com/ Anomaly 100

            Is that what you thought? SUCKER!

          • http://comgen.blogspot.com/ ComGen

            ” SUCKER ” pun ?

          • http://FreakoutNation.com/ Anomaly 100

            Well OK, now that you mention it, I’ll take credit for it even if I didn’t mean it that way.

          • http://comgen.blogspot.com/ ComGen

            yous take everything from me anyway!

          • http://FreakoutNation.com/ Anomaly 100

            I generously give you all those imaginary Soros dollars and yous have the audacity to say that?

          • http://comgen.blogspot.com/ ComGen

            Well ok point taken…………..I’m looking for a detachable penis for Tea…will pay with imaginary FON funds :-) http://youtu.be/mIUk08iYZKE

          • http://FreakoutNation.com/ Anomaly 100

            Give him an imaginary penis.

          • http://comgen.blogspot.com/ ComGen

            Sorry….busy saving the world! can yous grab one from yous’r drawer?

          • http://FreakoutNation.com/ Anomaly 100

            Unfortunately I don’t haz one.

          • http://comgen.blogspot.com/ ComGen

            [ from Tara DM ] ” poor girl, I would send her one or two but fear the flashing lcd light would cause her panic “

          • http://FreakoutNation.com/ Anomaly 100

            Hers haz flashing lights? Oh noes!

          • http://comgen.blogspot.com/ ComGen

            psers, Amonkey baby name version 1.1 Angelica ‘Connor ‘ [ redacted ] :-)

          • http://FreakoutNation.com/ Anomaly 100

            I’m sure only wonderful people have that name:-)

          • tiredoftea

            You are a very wicked woman!

          • infectious_d

            lol guess i just got lucky *checks self again throughly…ah ok cool still there

          • http://FreakoutNation.com/ Anomaly 100

            Yes please do feel comfortable.

          • infectious_d

            *shreiks in terror n’ runs off into the night/day(whatever, i forgets)

          • http://FreakoutNation.com/ Anomaly 100

            It’s all good. We can find you wherever you hide.

          • infectious_d

            no! no more running, no more hiding!…here ya go *slices it off n’ hands it over…ah well, atleast mine grow back within a day or so(results may vary)…wouldn’t be the first time i had to see it leave my side lmao

          • BanditBasheert

            Gulp!

          • BanditBasheert

            He threatens your CAT???????
            OMG …

          • http://FreakoutNation.com/ Anomaly 100

            Oh yeah! He’s a real cat-aphobe!

          • http://comgen.blogspot.com/ ComGen

            ” He’s a real cat-aphobe! ” // for the millionth time! I’m equally opportunity when it comes to pussy…………… …………. ………………. katz !

          • http://FreakoutNation.com/ Anomaly 100

            Then explain all those hate tweets & emails directed at poor, sweet Max.

          • http://comgen.blogspot.com/ ComGen

            To this kat?

          • http://FreakoutNation.com/ Anomaly 100

            There ya’ go again, abusing Max. I see no resemblance to Hitler.

          • mrsgunka

            Or a camera showing her do it for a few minutes. Hey she did bring a plate of cookies and Bibles with Franklin Graham to the freezing, starving Natives in Alaska. She cut off their Medicaid and 227 died in the mean time. She’s all heart if she gets her picture taken.

          • http://FreakoutNation.com/ Anomaly 100

            The Grifter still grifts. There’s a reason we call her that:-)

          • BanditBasheert

            Don’t even start me on her “celebrity gig” in Haiti after the devastating earthquake. It was absolutely embarrassing…

      • Hank

        Okay. For the eleventy hundredth time!! ;-)

        I don’t care about Palin one way or the other. But the vitriol other women display toward her just simply astounds me. I know you (liberal women in general) don’t agree with her politics. But she represents everything women have struggled for over the years. She has realized a large degree of success in a man’s world. She seems to have balanced it out pretty well with being a mother and a wife. Yet “you guys” revile her. I have never understood that. I don’t understand it and I never WILL understand it.

        And I think it’s a Liberal’s bogey man that she or anyone else would attempt to set up a theocratic government. Certainly no more that the left would love to set up a socialist or Marxist government.

        • http://FreakoutNation.com/ Anomaly 100

          Vitriol? She’s a dumbass. That’s called honesty.

          “But she represents everything women have struggled for over the years.”

          She’s everything a feminist does not want to be.

          “And I think it’s a Liberal’s bogey man that she or anyone else would attempt to set up a theocratic government.”

          Do I really need to fetch some links *for* you?

          • BanditBasheert

            I think most of us agree that Sarah represents NOTHING any woman would ever want or need. She is filth – trash – and cheap.
            The ONLY reason they chose her was because she had a vagina and the freaks in the GOP thought women would vote for her because we were supporting Hilary. They thought we were all about a “woman” so they picked a tawdry slutty trashy old hag with borderline ignorant children thinking we would vote for her.
            Exit McCain.
            YOU may think she represents women. Most of us don’t do cocaine over a barrel and most of us don’t slag our husband’s business partners. Nor do we have one night stands with black athletes. (See Brad Hansen and see Glen Rice).

          • Hank

            Amazingly, I disagree with you. :/

        • disqusux

          I’d be interested in how you quantify what you refer to as her “success in a man’s world”. Is governor of Alaska a measure of success? Do you consider politics “a man’s world”? When you have to quit halfway through your first term and your signature legislation is undone by your own party can you call yourself a successful governor?

          As for being a mother and wife, Hank, out of 3 teenagers so far the Palins have raised two delinquents and one 17-year-old mother and all three of them drug-smokers. You might think that’s something to be proud of.

          • BanditBasheert

            She’s a stupid dumbass … women saw that which was why she cost McCain the election. He tried to keep that flaptrap shut …. fortunately every time she opens her mouth, she looks even stupider if that is possible.

            She’s cheap common Alaska trash – she lives in a dump at the end of a dirt road … she has a GARBAGE CAN with a sign that says “private property) at her property line….. on a dead lake. On the wrong side of the railroad tracks and yes I’ve seen it. They are trailer trash of the lowest possible caliber.

          • tiredoftea

            Wow! I can tell that you otherwise really like her grit, am I right?

          • BanditBasheert

            I hate her – she sluts her way through life – stealing money from stupid old people … she’s a boil on the butt of humanity – she should be cauterized, permanently.

          • Hank

            I detect jealousy.

          • http://FreakoutNation.com/ Anomaly 100

            Because she has a house? For realsies, you’re gonna go with that? It’s certainly not a house worthy of jealously anyway. And for the record, Bandit has an amazing house. I’ve seen pics!

          • infectious_d

            exactly, especially with so many breakable windows, hell at some point it’ll probably slide into the water on its own haha :D

          • http://FreakoutNation.com/ Anomaly 100

            LOL! ^

          • Hank

            It’s just not a dump at the”end of the road”.

            Ma’am. You know me reasonably well and I think you know I’m not functionally stupid. Some of the comments are kinda over the board vicious and downright “catty” and just simply lack any sort of decency or credibility.

            I’m not necessarily defending Palin. But there is no sense lying about her in a vicious, tawdry and vulgar manner either. REGARDLESS what one might think of her. I’m sure she probably laughs at garbage like that…..all the way to the bank!!

          • http://FreakoutNation.com/ Anomaly 100

            “all the way to the bank!!”

            Which is why we call that seditious nut a ‘grifter’. You see Hank, I don’t care about getting wealthy. I’m sooo grateful for what I have in life. My small apartment makes me feel rich because I did not get it by being deceptive. I got it because I’m a good person and have paid that forward.

            For the record, before you claim anyone is jealous of her house, the person you said that to has a much nicer house. Or two:-)

          • Hank

            So….should everyone be like you to be considered “good”?

            “For the record, before you claim anyone is jealous of her house, the person you said that too, has a much nicer house. Or two:-)”

            Which just goes to show you can be a pathetic cretin and still have a nice house!! ;-) I have a nice house or two….or more. I guess I’m a good guy automatically??

          • http://FreakoutNation.com/ Anomaly 100

            It’s not automatic, but you are a good guy (but not politically). OTOH, Bandit is a wonderful person so if you’re suggesting that she’s not, you’d be wrong again.

            “So….should everyone be like you to be considered “good”?”

            No, not at all. I’m just grateful for what I have. Good Christians do that:-) I’m not a grifter.

          • Hank

            She may be the most wonderful person in the world. But not by my standards. I find her classless, coarse and crass and not a person I would care to share the same city with. With that, I’d just as soon avoid the subject.

          • http://FreakoutNation.com/ Anomaly 100

            “I’d just as soon avoid the subject.”

            And yet you didn’t.

          • infectious_d

            the fact that he has said what he just did, kinda proves that he isn’t a good guy period lmao, real good one hank, just blew your own damn foot off

          • http://FreakoutNation.com/ Anomaly 100

            And Bandit is genuinely a very good person. They’re just different politically so there’s no need to call names in defense of a hack like Sarah Palin.

          • Hank

            Charles Manson was good to his followers. ;-)

          • Hank

            As much crap as I take and generally remain civil?? And you’re going to take me to task?

          • infectious_d

            you should be happy i even consider you a person, or i’d have done way worse :p…but its not like it really matters what you think anyway(hell your not even worth voting down haha)

          • Hank

            Typical leftist delusional behavior. You actually think I care what you think.

          • infectious_d

            its obvious that you do, if you didn’t you wouldn’t bother responding to me or voting down, just shows how i get under your skin, n’ its funny as fu**

          • Hank

            Well…personal evaluations DO tend to be overly positive.

          • Hank

            My bad. I’m not perfect. :/

          • KABoink_after_wingnut_hacker

            Is that photo taken from Russia?
            I understand there’s a visual connection.

          • disqusux

            Are you avoiding my questions so you can play your stupid little game? Who could honestly be envious of any house on that lake so polluted with chemicals that it can’t sustain any life? Lake Lucille smells eye-watering awful on days when there’s no wind.

          • Hank

            No. I’m just not answering you because I don’t feel you have anything of substance to offer.

        • Michelle

          actually I think she is mocked pretty evenly by men and women liberals because she’s pretty stupid. It’s also funny that your party takes her seriously.

          • BanditBasheert

            Yeah at one point she opened that screechy ignorant drug addled mouth of hers .. and the women decided she was manure.
            That’s why McCain kept her quiet for so long.
            The woman has the mental capacity of an earthworm.

        • tiredoftea

          If you think they hate her, you should read about how women hate Gwyneth Paltrow!

          • Hank

            You too?? I’ve never liked her.

        • Palin (R-Facebook)

          Still waiting on that check Hank.

          • Hank

            Dumb.

        • nidur

          I don’t like her because she is not qualified to be in national government office. She doesn’t have a clue as to how the government works, she knows almost nothing about history, and we are not all Christians in this nation. Many of us are good people anyway. She is a brilliant self-promoter however. She quit as governor to cash her check on her 15 minutes of fame before the clock ran out. Why not admire someone who has made a real contribution to the world instead of this narcissistic person? .

          • Hank

            Well…..she’s not in a national government office….or any kind of government office.

            I didn’t say I admire her. I just say give credit where credit is due.

          • nidur

            You have a point. I think that woman have made tremendous advances in many fields. I agree that sometimes the hatred is jealousy. Actually, I find that to be the case with Hillary Clinton. When she was running for president she was getting tremendous criticism from the right, of course, but also there were Times editorials, by one woman writer in particular, expressing almost hatred for her. I thought that the reason was that she had come up from an obscure background, didn’t go to Ivy League schools, so she wasn’t “one of them.”

          • Hank

            Agreed except for I thought Hillary DID go to an Ivy League School?

          • nidur

            I may be mistaken about the school. But I did have the impression that there was something about Clinton not being in some sort of inner circle of elites that was really behind the criticism from this writer. I don’t remember what gave me that impression. I have heard that some feminists didn’t like the idea that she “stood by her man” when Bill Clinton had his problems.

          • Hank

            I always respected Hillary for not splitting with the President in the middle of all that. I mean, it’s bad enough to be humiliated like that in your own private circle of friends. But to be humiliated like that on the world stage?? I felt she stayed with the President to save the chaos of a divorce in the middle of the Presidency.

            But I always felt when his term was over, there would be two Moving trucks at the White House. One taking Hillary her way and another taking the President his!!

            If she stuck with him because she loved him and wanted to make it work out. Then she is a better person than most would be.

            I hate to think that she may have simply stayed with him for the power.

          • nidur

            I am in a very long term marriage myself, and I can see many reasons she would have stayed. I think your reason makes sense, but may be only part of the story. We will probably never know. There was a good short story on NPR about a long term marriage, which really had a lot of meaning for me as I was listening to it on the way somewhere in my car. The fictional couple starts out fine for a number of years, then goes through almost a breaking point, but comes out of it having forged a new relationship. I just saw a clip of Mrs. Clinton answering a Senator’s question about reproductive rights, and she was extremely impressive. She has the experience, and the intelligence, to be an excellent president. Don’t tell Palin though!

          • Hank

            Funny. I just had that conversation with a friend and depending on who the Republicans put up, I may very well vote for her if/when she runs.

            I think what President Clinton did this week was lay the groundwork for a campaign built on doing the ACA and doing it right “this time”.

            We shall see what we shall see.

      • BanditBasheert

        Do we care about motive here?
        Let’s face it – some men just think if they defend her that she’s gonna put out for them.
        But I think you give her too much credit.
        Sarah wants ONE thing and ONE thing only and that is money.

        • http://FreakoutNation.com/ Anomaly 100

          I feel so fortunate to not have the Grifter’s problem of being obsessed with money. I pay my bills, and don’t owe money. Much like Mrs. G., I pay my credit card bills each month so I don’t owe anything. That’s all I need and I’m happy. Well that and my cats.

          • BanditBasheert

            And lots of cat food, cat litter,cat toys….cat beds … and a cat sitter?

          • http://FreakoutNation.com/ Anomaly 100

            Lots and lots of cat toys! By the way, Max can’t find his favorite one. I looked everywhere. He haz the sads.

    • http://www.tumblr.com/blog/akinsc Carla Akins

      Seriously? #8? You think a person is unable to understand morality or behave ethically without god?

      • Hank

        Okay. I’ll give you 50/50 on #8. I think a lot of people need that kind of structure to keep them in line morally.

        • http://FreakoutNation.com/ Anomaly 100

          #13? Seriously, WTF is she talking about?

          • BanditBasheert

            She is remembering the good old days – she loves atheism because it explains the decay that lives in every cell of her body.
            She’d be a hooker but her husband found better ones ..prettier and younger and one hell of a lot smarter.

        • Danny Vinson

          if you are too callous,cruel and mean to experience empathy, no ancient structure will fix that. any behavior based upon belief of reward(heaven) or punishment(hell) is not, by definition moral, it is self serving and fear based

          • BanditBasheert

            That pretty much covers it. In a nutshell. And I do mean nut.

        • Eileen Burns

          Like the clergy who can’t seem to keep the hands off of children/

        • fantagor

          US pop: 80% Christian, 6% atheist (that’s a very conservative number; 13% identify with nonreligious)

          US prison pop: 79% Christian, 0.2% (that’s POINT 2 percent) atheist/nonreligious

          So much for the myth of religion as a source of morality.

          • Hank

            EVERYBODY gets religion once they get caught!! ;-)

          • fantagor

            An excuse not backed up by statistics.

          • Hank

            Really just more of a tongue in cheek remark. You shouldn’t take this stuff so seriously.

          • fantagor

            Emoticons are for Cons.

        • Palin (R-Facebook)

          You sound like the rill dill Hank buddy.

      • BanditBasheert

        She doesn’t believe in god – she thinks she IS a god – just like Calgary Cruz. She’s been annointed by pastor murphee – to be a god among men.

        Delusional freak … with her own personal witch doctor – runs around blabbing about supporting the Jews when she ascribes to the theory that when the Jews return to Israel – she’s gonna get her rapture.

        She has her head so far up her ass she can’t see Russia anymore.

        • http://www.tumblr.com/blog/akinsc Carla Akins

          My own sense has always been Bachmann actually believes what she says – a true nut job. Palin however, is a political whore. A crass political version of a street fighter who is willing to say or do anything to get what she wants. You’re right – the narcissist streak runs too deep for faith to be this important. It’s just a tool she uses. Like ComGen, the I find the Atheist attack unnecessary and insulting but specifically the argument that “without god there is no morality” makes me want to bang my head against the wall.

    • http://politicalgates.blogspot.com Patrick – Politicalgates

      I also had the impression that the one thing that Alaska really needs is a Chick-fil-A restaurant.

      • BanditBasheert

        Well they do have a Chick-full-of in this trash.

    • Cosmic_Surfer

      Dominionism…might be something about which you would want to learn… http://www.theocracywatch.org/dominionism.htm

    • KABoink_after_wingnut_hacker

      Well then buy her book and send her some of your money Hank…she’s counting on people just like you to maintain her lifestyle.

      • BanditBasheert

        Not forgetting that she is married to a pimp who supplies hookers to people in high places in Alaska politics.
        That gives her all the class that Snowdrift Snookie would ever need – that an blowing all that coke up that nose over the barrel – and of course, the wife swapping at the Roadhouse.
        She is so beneath common garbage she has ceased to smell.

        • Robert Hillstrom

          Careful bandit. There’s a lot of defamation in your post if you can’t prove it.

      • infectious_d

        lol sometimes i wonder why hank even comes on here(he’s said a few things in the past that were decent on rare occasions, but most of the time i feel “always best to ignore all trolls regardless of age n’ stupidity level, even though it is alot of fun to taunt them…always best to leave them to their own, after all we all have the freedom to think what we want, until the thoughtreamer 5k is finished as well”)…but then i quickly forget about it and think about things that ACTUALLY matter haha

    • Palin (R-Facebook)

      Thanks Hank,

      Look for a little something special in your stocking this year (assuming of course, your check clears).

    • Rich Leatham

      We only make fun of her now because she tends to say silly, uneducated things. Folksy anecdotes may work in a suburban town in Alaska, but you need more profound education and ideas to be on the national level. Sadly she has completely missed the point of using Happy Holiday instead of Merry Christmas: our melting pot has too many religions to single out one, Christianity, just because you feel it is the best. Happy Holidays doesn’t suppress Christianity, it embraces all the other religious celebrations that occur the last couple months of the year.

  • Cosmic_Surfer

    Geez what a fool.

  • Michelle

    Anyone remember when she was doing her presidential tease tour in 2011?

    She went to some museum in Boston, I think and the reporter asked her what she thought. Her answer was classic fodder for Stephen Colbert and his skit making fun of her was hysterical. For this of you that missed it, enjoy.

    http://www.colbertnation.com/the-colbert-report-videos/388583/june-06-2011/paul-revere-s-famous-ride

  • Tinger

    That hope and change guy kicked her stupid ass. Poor loser who did not write a word in any of her “books”.

    • mrsgunka

      She’s the biggest fraud that ever hit politics. Thanks John McCain! She faked a pregnancy to get to the Pro-life vote and she spews all that religious stuff for the Evangelical vote. She’s too busy to go to church and she lies every time she opens her mouth. Her hair, face and teeth are all fake….including her boobs too. All fake as a three dollar bill. Her marriage is a lie. She’s a lousy mother who farms her kids out. That isn’t her baby. Her oldest son isn’t Todd’s either. You want to know the truth? Go over to Politicalgates and read the whole story about her…..5 years of fact-finding. Fraud! Fraud! Fraud! That woman is NO Christian! She’s a con artist! I hope the next book she write is in a prison cell.

  • Tommy6860

    The gormless woman has done everything in her life half-assed (like her education, her governorship, etc), why change now. Aside from that, this is hilarious!

  • BanditBasheert

    Hey from Cabo – just back from lobster dinner … lovely lovely lovely…
    back soon!

  • Linda1961

    Leave to Quitter to be good for a few laughs. KO nailed her “That woman is an idiot!”

  • Linda1961

    Don’t know why she’s so upset that there are no Chik-fil-As in Alaska as she spends more time in Arizona now. Besides, if she’s so gung-ho on CFA, why doesn’t she buy a franchise and open her own restaurant? Oh wait, that would require actual work…

    • infectious_d

      yeah seriously, i may not agree with some of the groups that chik-fil-a supports, but damn they make some good chicken sammiches hehe

  • TammieH

    #4..So in her world and her form of Christianity, Christians are only generous during Christmas time?

    • infectious_d

      yeah and apparently it’s an illness from the way she describes it hahaha

  • tiredoftea
    • LEK56

      I can think of nothing more horrifying.

      • Linda1961

        Even Edgar Allen Poe couldn’t imagine anything more horrifying than listening to Quitter’s stupidity for over four hours.

    • fantagor

      Recall the “reeducation” scene from CLOCKWORK ORANGE. Now imagine that instead of violent images plus Beethoven it was Palin reading for 4 HOURS STRAIGHT.

  • fantagor

    The reason liberals react so violently, as in a violent reaction to an allergen, to Sarah Palin is that we are allergic to really stupid people and break out in hives of disgust that our conservative counterparts don’t possess the intelligence nature gave a kumquat, or they would have removed her from McCain’s running-mate short list in 2008.

    • DJD11

      The reason I get so violent is that I really hate throwing up, which I do whenever I hear her stupidity.

  • infectious_d

    this lady’s diarrhea of the mouth is just unending, no amount of medication will ever fix, as long as they keep putting her on tv she’ll sell yet another book, if anyone’s seriously considering readin’ this trash, do yourself a favor and either don’t or download it for free, its the very least anyone could do(aside from ignoring her, switching off the tv n’ just not caring outright) :)

  • nidur

    She’s a master at self promotion. She took her accidental fame, given to her by that war hero, and ran with it. She quit as governor because she knew she had all those income opportunities waiting for her if she acted before her 15 minutes was over. She cleverly proclaims herself the victim of the very media which has helped to make her a very rich person. Where does this limitless ambition and anger come from?

    • http://politicalgates.blogspot.com Patrick – Politicalgates

      She is just mentally ill. It’s that simple.

      Interesting article here from an Alaska conservative from 2009, who knew her very well and once supported her:

      “Sarah Palin – A Dark Soul”

      https://app.box.com/shared/z8doxke56s

    • http://politicalgates.blogspot.com Patrick – Politicalgates

      Help again! Another comment is in moderation, I left a link. :-)

  • Louie75

    The only thing I am disgusted about is the paper that was wasted to create Sarah’s book. It could have been used as toilet paper.

    • Raeann Thomas

      Hey, at least toilet paper is useful for something.

    • Reneé T. Armstead

      Absolutely!! Save the trees for God’s sake!

  • Diane

    How utterly and indescribably idiotic this “person” is. Anyone besotted enough with this money whore to buy her book (this one or any others) should not be allowed to handle their own money.

  • Sapphire Possible

    Those quotes reek of blind, one-sided intolerance. What is this obsession with “liberal”? Doesn’t she know that liberalism is the reason that she is able to speak out the way she does…no matter how stupid she may appear be seem?

  • Robert Louis Pagnani

    Her time and energy would be better spent shoveling snow than scribbling nonsense onto paper.