What a douche: Texas school's 'Christian' dating coach advises girls to shut the f*ck up

Oh, Texas.

Richardson High School had a genius-y idea to bring in the biggest misogynistic right wing Christian prick they could possibly find to lecture students on how to become ‘dateable’. The students were not pleased.

Patheos reports, “Yesterday, the Dallas, Texas-based school brought in motivational speaker Justin Lookadoo to speak to the students.”

For the record, this is his actual picture. This is Mr. Lookadoo. And yes, that’s his real name too.












Let’s review some of his advice per his website.

  • Accept your girly-ness. You’re a girl. Be proud of all that means. You are soft, you are gentle, you are a woman. Don’t try to be a guy. Guys like you because you are different from them. So let your girly-ness soar.

If you want a date ladies, he advises you to shut the fuck up:

  • Be mysterious. Dateable girls know how to shut up. They don’t monopolize the conversation. They don’t tell everyone everything about themselves. They save some for later. They listen more than they gab.

It’s a man’s world and you aren’t shit:

  • Let him lead. God made guys as leaders. Dateable girls get that and let him do guy things, get a door, open a ketchup bottle. They relax and let guys be guys. Which means they don’t ask him out!!!

Be needy. By all means be clingy and needy:

  • Need him. Dateable girls know that guys need to be needed. A Dateable girl isn’t Miss Independent. She knows we are made for community. Needing each other is part of faith. She allows him to be needed at times, knowing he was called to serve just as much as she was.

Rules for boys. Be a real man, and that means being an insensitive asshole:

  •  Being a guy is good. Dateable guys know they aren’t as sensitive as girls and that’s okay. They know they are stronger, more dangerous, and more adventurous and that’s okay. Dateable guys are real men who aren’t afraid to be guys.

Stand in the face of fear and say “Ha!” and  you will get a date, just like that:

  • Face your Fears. Dateable guys will not be controlled by fear. Whatever controls you owns you. Fear is from the enemy and so the Dateable guy stands in the face of it and says, “ha!”

Conquer a few ferrin’ countries and you too can get a date:

  • Men of God are wild, not domesticated. Dateable guys aren’t tamed. They don’t live by the rules of the opposite sex. They fight battles, conquer lands, and stand up for the oppressed.

Always bring up God just because:

  • Bring God into it. Dateable guys bring God into it. “What would He say if he was talking to me through this situation?” they ask.

Be sure to cover that shit up:

  • Keep it covered up. Dateable guys know that porn is bad for the spirit and the mind. They keep women covered up.

So of course students exacted their revenge for having to listen to such fuckery. They’re using the hasghag: #LookADouche.






Please, for the sake of all that is good and decent, sign their petition to stop the Lookadoo tour.

For the record, I totally flunked his dateable quiz.

If you passed it, I do not want to know you.

  • mea_mark

    Look at this http://www.lookadoo.com/presskit/Justin%20hi-res.jpg

    You can see those freaky Eyes so much better.

    • http://FreakoutNation.com/ Anomaly 100

      I guess Rand Paul or Big Bird wasn’t available.

      • mea_mark

        I can definitely see those eyes on Big Bird. I guess he is a good stand in.

      • Make it go away

        hery now no insulting big bird at least he’s cute..lol

        • http://FreakoutNation.com/ Anomaly 100

          I’m so sorry. I got carried away and started randomly insulting people (birds). He pissed me off.

          • DS

            Birds are people too, my friend

          • http://FreakoutNation.com/ Anomaly 100

            I’m not hatin’.

          • Make it go away

            anomaly I think he got hit with the ugly stick one to may times.:O

          • Elfangel

            Fell from the top of the UGLY Tree and hit every branch on the way down!

    • mrsgunka

      Looks like Sarah Palin…..wild hair, googly eyes, a cross around the neck, too tight clothes. But Sarah doesn’t ear a wedding ring. Can you imagine the hell his wife must have to endure! I’d run screaming if I ever met this guy on a bright street, let alone a dim alley! He made me nauseous! TEXAS!

    • jenny_whyme


      I can’t unsee that…

    • webone

      Looks like a chiapet after all of the plants died.
      Seriously, do people in Texas really do crap like this to their heads???

  • Make it go away

    how about Mr. dontwannalookadoo: how could anyone look at him and seriously take his advice. it amazes OK not really but seriously christian right. But looking at him, I can honestly say it makes me not want to have sex, so maybe they should just hand out his picture…

  • sanehorse


  • infectious_d

    geez lookslikeadoodie, your makin’ me regret bein’ a punker…well your hair atleast, your ideas couldn’t be any farther from punker, so just slick your hair back ‘rapist’ style, n’ get the f*** out of texas, before other punks here curbstomp your enthusiasm :p…i for one prefer it when people behave the way they are on the inside and themselves always(but in your case i’d highly advise shuttin’ the f*** up) and not havin’ to hide just because of societies perception of what proper behavior is based on gender…please go f*** a railroad spike 😀

    • Andy Fark

      No self respecting punk would call themselves “a punker”. This isn’t an early 80’s after school special. While I agree with some of your message, your terminology would get you laughed at by real punks…

      • http://FreakoutNation.com/ Anomaly 100

        Are you the punk police?

        • http://comgen.blogspot.com/ ComGen

          Ekkkkkkk hiding Doc!

          • http://FreakoutNation.com/ Anomaly 100

            Oh fuckit. Now I’m gonna go get a bright pink mohawk just to show this guy!

      • infectious_d

        you say it like i care :p…oh also please forgive me for havin’ been born during aforementioned after school special

        • http://FreakoutNation.com/ Anomaly 100

          Oh puh-leaze! You know this will keep you up all night long!

          • infectious_d

            so true, i’m gonna completely lose sleep over itz…*tries to stat awake, but fails to n’ slams his head on da desk like the foo’ he is

  • Scott Garland

    he forgot Put the cell phone down while on a date. it is rude to spend 75% of your dinner conversation with someone who isn’t in the restaurant.
    all the profanity above, is paraphrasing from someone who didn’t like this guys message.

    • http://FreakoutNation.com/ Anomaly 100

      Nah, I used profanity because he’s a dick. I just read some of your comments. I am not surprised that you’re a republican.

      • Hank

        Are Republicans the only people that frown on gratuitous profanity?? :-)

        • http://FreakoutNation.com/ Anomaly 100

          I really don’t care if someone frowns upon it. Oh and look, the guy you’re defending emailed me this image. And this is me with a pocketful of fucks not giving one.

          • Hank

            I didn’t say you cared or didn’t as obviously you don’t. And I’m not defending anyone and don’t see how you can draw that conclusion. About the only person I ever defend around here is you.

            And I’m sorry if it offends you. But I’m old school….well….maybe just old and am not a fan of gratuitous profanity. I think it cheapens the person and the conversation.

            But you know that about me and it should come as no surprise.

            Nice gun.

          • http://FreakoutNation.com/ Anomaly 100

            I’m only pointing out that words are words. I choose them for a reason. Oh and for the record, I banned dumb-dumb for his vulgarity toward our admin Comgen. Not that Comgen cared, but I did.

          • http://comgen.blogspot.com/ ComGen

            I must have missed being attacked today, travel and stuff. When people feel the need to be rude to me, use profanity and/or attack my online persona–there’s a problem with said person.

          • http://FreakoutNation.com/ Anomaly 100

            You see how much you miss because of your slacking off? You should be able to see his comment. He addressed it to *you*.

          • http://comgen.blogspot.com/ ComGen

            Fine! I’ll go in search of hateful comment(s), better be good or I will quit–again

          • http://FreakoutNation.com/ Anomaly 100

            Just be careful. The word police are out in force.

          • http://comgen.blogspot.com/ ComGen

            I haven’t said ” word ” since the late 80’s/early 90’s :-)

          • http://FreakoutNation.com/ Anomaly 100

            You don’t say word? You have something in common with Sarah Palin. She can’t pronounce them.

    • jenny_whyme

      While I agree with you that you should put your cell phone down while on a date or the dinner table or when you’re in a room with other people… that fact that he left that out of his “dating advice” is rather telling, isn’t it?

      The rest of what he has to say is pure, unadulterated bull shit.

    • Judith_Priest

      Why would ANYONE like this guy’s message? It’s horsesh!t. Utter horsesh!t.

      Sorry you’re in bondage to fantasies and lies.
      Jesus is awesome.
      Christians are fartknockers.
      Odd how that works, huh?
      I blame the GOP, since 1980.

  • tiredoftea

    Here’s a guy who’s not afraid to tell christian teenage girls that date rape by their christian boyfriend is inevitable, he’s entitled to it, shut up, relax and enjoy it! I’m assuming that this is after bullying younger kids in front of your date, ’cause god says it’s cool and he’s entitled to that, too.

    I love christians! And, Texans!

    • http://www.tumblr.com/blog/akinsc Carla Akins

      that is twice in 2 days you’ve shared your love for christians!

      • tiredoftea

        Yeah, I’m starting to thoroughly enjoy their assholery! And, being a christian guy has some obvious benefits with the women that I can’t take advantage of as an atheist!

        • http://www.tumblr.com/blog/akinsc Carla Akins

          Clearly. You get to be a wild man and your woman has to shut up and take it!

          • tiredoftea

            YES! Where do I sign up?

          • http://www.tumblr.com/blog/akinsc Carla Akins


          • tiredoftea

            Oh, damn. Somehow I knew this was a trick.

    • http://www.houstonvoice.org/ The Houston Voice

      umm us Texan’s are not like that, we are just hi-jacked by white old men right now

      • tiredoftea

        And, by the looks of the guy in the article, really strange and possibly escaped from Area 51 beings!

  • juicyfruityyy

    He didn’t go to the right high school. The high schools I know, would have kicked his butt on, off and around the stage. Then the parents and neighborhood would have finished him off.

    • SRK83

      Well, to be fair, this school is in Texas. Are we really surprised by anything that comes out from there? That’s saying a lot since I’m straddling TN and GA and we are effed up as well.

  • Tommy6860

    Well, this guy has serious issues, one being he suffers from ‘Cranial Rectal Inversion Syndrome’ (aka republicanism). Take the ten most hateful, bigoted misogynist republicans you can think of, and this asshole fits the complete billing.

  • sbuent

    A friend of mine says he looks like a surprised pufferfish. I concur.

  • mrsgunka

    If someone like this would have ever approached me when I was a teenagers he would have gotten the biggest dose of Miss Independent he has ever heard and told to F*** off so fast his head would still be spinning! One minute around him is one minute you will never get back!

  • Louisa Weilschmitt

    I flunked his stupid quiz and my boyfriend is in danger of flunking it. Apparently he needs to “man up” and be “more aggressive” and I need to shut up. Which is pretty funny considering I can’t uphold a conversation for very long.

  • GloryBox

    This man is completely domesticated and controlled by his perverse self-image.

  • Liadan

    I passed the boy dateable quiz and flunked the girl dateable quiz.

  • AwesomeApril

    I failed to girl dateable quiz but passed the boy quiz

    • neworleans878

      I flunked both, I’m ashamed to say :(.

      I expected I might not be in touch with my feminine side, but as a male, I expected to pass the male test.

      Guess I’d make a lousy Christian.

      • Dee Dee

        Don’t worry. You don’t want to be one!

  • Lillian Abel

    Christians are so embarrassing… Constantly making fools of themselves and making all Christians look bad. How Sad.

  • Charlene Kathryn Gorman

    I failed the girl datable quiz, but apparently I’m “da man”… Seriously? Da Man? Have we gone back to the 90s?

  • Samantha Patterson

    Oh man this made my day. I grew up in Oklahoma and went to highschool in the late 80s during the height of the HIV/AIDs fearmongering by these assholes and we all got the hard-sell abstinence/slut-shaming/girls are inferior crap.

    Seeing that kids in Texas make these fuckers to choke on their own shit makes me so incredibly happy!

  • jenny_whyme

    By 90s do you mean the 1890s?

  • aab1966

    I notice Mr. Lookadoo is supposed to be this great Christian guru of how to be datable, but nowhere in all his materials does it say he’s married.

    I’m not sure a gotta-be-pushing-30 serial dater (if, in fact, he really knows what makes people “dateable”) is the role-model most Christian parents want for their teenagers, anyway.

    • Helena_Handbasket

      Pushing 30? I’m in my fourties and I’m pretty sure he’s my age or older.

  • glt777

    Good work on exposing the horrible message that this speaker is sending. But I have to wonder how carefully the school checked him out before allowing him to speak. His publicity photo shows him pretending to be Peter Pan, and he makes a living going around and talking to kids about sex. Very creepy.

  • Linda1961

    I couldn’t resist, so took the quiz, and I flunked! Interesting that he doesn’t review the questions, your answers, why the answers given are wrong. There is the option to retake the quiz – that strikes me as hilarious.

  • Linda1961

    I was borderline failing the guy’s quiz. This is the message that I got:

    You’re close to really losing it. Don’t let your hormones take over. To be a man you have to control how far you go. Right now you’re way off.”

    • http://FreakoutNation.com/ Anomaly 100

      Are you making that up? Please don’t make me go back to that site.

      • Linda1961

        Sorry, but I really got that message!

    • http://www.tumblr.com/blog/akinsc Carla Akins

      I got the Danger Zone message too. I failed them both. I have to admit, in spite of it being completely ridiculous – it stung a little to see: U R Dateless. Makes me want to punch him in the throat.

      • Linda1961

        Stand in line.

        • http://FreakoutNation.com/ Anomaly 100

          I don’t need him to tell me I’m dateless! Sadly….

  • KCMOfan

    What makes me happy, is that these women aren’t buying this Fox propaganda. I love it.

  • Colin

    This is serious, right? I mean, it’s not April 1st or anything is it? What century is the principal from?

  • Denise Genine Willis

    I just had to do both test. Apparently, I’m a girl who talks too much AND a really horny guy. I just got divorced, so no wonder I’m so horny and not looking for a serious relationship.

  • sleepyo

    Barney Fife meets pen head, this dude is so ugly it hurts.

  • Mary Lou Cunningham

    Weird. I am a gal. I completely failed the gal test “undatable” – but aced the guy test. WTF

  • Sapphire Possible

    He seems to have a problem with women. Lookadoo-doo.

  • Sapphire Possible

    I wonder how well his rules are working out for him?

  • webone

    He really makes women sound like something that belongs at the end of a leash – with a rolled up newspaper close by in case they misbehave….

  • samthor

    once again the students are smarter than the educators…. i have hope for the future.

  • Cathryn Sykes

    The entry portal to “traditional family values”….going back to the good old days when women were barely one step above livestock, valued only for sex, unpaid labor and producing offspring.

  • Cathryn Sykes

    Perfect description!

  • VA_Mom

    Keep it covered girls! Get your christian burkha right here!

  • http://www.tumblr.com/blog/akinsc Carla Akins

    Is it wrong that I am so tickled with the first tweet?

  • Salome Asherah-Sophia

    I cracked up @ the first tweet–so nice to see that guys are not falling for this bovine scatology.

  • Violet Simms

    Seriously? They brought in a guy who has OBVIOUSLY never had a date in his life to “teach” teens about dating?

  • Judith_Priest

    The only reason the Christian Right hates Islam so much is … THEY’RE VERY VERY MUCH ALIKE! The CR is *jealous* that Muslims get to oppress their people the way the Fundominionists WISH they could oppress THEIRS!

    The only REAL difference between extreme Islam and extreme Christianity?

    Shorter burkas for the women.
    No beheadings for, oh, maybe the past 200 years. Before that? Sure. Christian countries beheaded folks! As crazy as things are getting with the Religious Right and their attempted coup these days, what’s to stop them from trying that crap *again*?

    Their kind and loving personalities?
    Yeah. As if.

  • Ste Bunches

    o.o wow…. just….wow….someone needs to get this man a medal for doing MORE to promote feminism through embarrassment of association than ANYONE in the past 50 years. wellllllllllllllllllllllll done

  • Pizo Rants

    This is a Satire…. Right? PLEASE.. Let this be a Satire…. in the name of Humanity ..let this be a Satire.

  • SRK83

    I passed the girl quiz. I answered no to everything. I am a sneaky person by nature,so I don’t do well with running my mouth at people. My idea of dating is someone I can text and they reply as long as I don’t see them but once a month.

    He might be married,unless the emily@lookadoo is some poor schmo who he manipulated into replying his emails. His website is painful to read. This is further proof that women should dissociate themselves from Christianity. I’m also willing to bet he’s Catholic. Spending K-12 in Catholic school has taught me how to spot our own special brand of douchebag-ness.

    Take heart though,people. He calls himself a freak on his website. Acceptance is the first step,so…

  • SRK83

    Who gives these psychos book deals? He’s written TEN BOOKS. Are book publishers seriously trolling us?

    • Neal Feldman

      Self publishing…

      • http://about.me/chadabryant/ Chad A. Bryant

        Or published through a “Christian” company. The Jeezuz Jerks will put anything into print.

    • Frank Schiffel

      Look at all the right wing crap that shows up in Target or Wal Mart. The powers that be push this crap. Dog whistle Republicans lap it up. Look at Palin. or Beck.

  • nope

    this is why i am a proud feminist.

  • Albert C. Price

    Now why exactly is a SCHOOL bringing in someone to give dating advice?

  • Frank Schiffel

    Lawdy, lawdy, lawdy, mah native state has truly gone to hell since the Republicans took over. this guy should be tarrred and feathered and run out of town on a rail. Though he’d probably enjoy it.

  • khandra

    “They keep women covered up.” sounds taliban-esque.