#JesusPickUpLines Is The Best Thing You’ll Read All Day

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Warning: Ye will goeth to hell for participating in this hashtag.

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On this Holy Day, the hashtag #JesusPickUpLines was created, because Twitter.

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Tell me about your Dad.

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He will rise again.

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Kristin is damned for this tweet:(

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This guy really doesn’t think Twitter users are funny today. He mad.

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So, this guy responded to him.

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