While former President Barack Obama made the White House Visitor Logs public for everyone to see, Donald Trump doesn’t think who comes and goes while he’s in office is any of our damn business. Our new dictator-in-chief seems to think the place is HIS house, not the “people’s house.”
Jimmy Kimmel wasn’t about to let this major Trump move go without comment, comparing concealing the names of Trump’s White House visitors to “letting your teenage son borrow your laptop and when you get it back you find that he’s cleared his browser history. Not suspicious at all.”
The TV host took his “Lie Witness News” crew out on the street for another hilarious segment, asking people who described themselves as pro-Trump about a list of individuals who had visited Trump in the Oval Office. A stellar group of visitors, mind you.
Of course, none of the people Kimmel named had actually met with Trump, but you know these folks aren’t exactly the sharpest tools in the shed.
Kimmel asked one pro-Trump supporter if concealing the log was okay, to which the man replied, “Yes, in fact, from what I understand that log has always been kept secret until Obama came along.” (Um, no, not really.) He added, “Obama erased the names of people he didn’t want people to see.” (Obviously a Fox viewer.)
I won’t spoil the laughs, so I’ll keep the rest of their comments secret (like Trump’s White House Visitor Logs).
What I will tell you is the names of visitors Kimmel threw out went something like this:
Charles Manson: Getting the serial killer’s take on how to keep America safe.
Bill Cosby: Talking to the “roofie king” about becoming the Czar of Prescription Drugs.
Bernie Madoff: Wall Street tips.
Casey Anthony: Expert discussion on child endangerment.
Subway’s Jared: Lifestyle choices.
And last by not least, Joseph Stalin: Discussion of Russian relations.
The fact that Stalin’s been dead since 1953 didn’t stop the Trumpsters from commenting, which leads me to wonder which is scarier — that Donald Trump is our leader, or that these people are allowed to vote?
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