NASA To Alex Jones: No, We’re Not Running A Child Slavery Ring On Mars (VIDEO)

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Right-wing conspiracy theorist Alex Jones spins the crazy on child labor camps on Mars. Screencap courtesy The Alex Jones Channel/YouTube

Apparently, we’ve already landed on Mars. Also apparently, there’s even a slave ring of kidnapped children operating on the red planet. That’s according to conspiracy gasbag Alex Jones, so you know it’s true (sarcasm alert). Jones is friends with President Donald Trump, who extolled the InfoWars host’s reputation as “amazing,” Slate reports.

Jones is perhaps most known for his contention that the U.S. government planned 9/11 and that the horrific massacre of 20 children and six adults at Sandy Hook was a hoax. And while the Trump administration doesn’t allow seasoned CNN reporter Jim Acosta to ask questions because, hey, fake news, they allowed a reporter from InfoWars to obtain a press pass so that he could ask questions.

And just a few days ago, Trump was absolutely gleeful when three CNN journalists resigned after a story about a purported meeting held before the president’s inauguration between a Trump associate and the head of a Russian investment fund was abruptly pulled from the network’s website and all links disabled.

Trump couldn’t resist tweeting:

He tweeted a number of other missives, including this one:

But that’s Trump for you. He’d rather believe Alex Jones or any of the other right-wing whackjob conspiracy theorists, but any network that reports “fake news” is disreputable at best.

But the cozy relationship between these two may soon be torn asunder, because of the ridiculous claims by J0nes and his cronies that there’s some sort of child sex-slave operation on Mars.

Jones interviewed fellow nutjob conspiracy theorist Robert David Steele, who claimed this, notes The Daily Beast:

“We actually believe that there is a colony on Mars that is populated by children who were kidnapped and sent into space on a 20 year ride,” Steele said. “So that once they get to Mars they have no alternative but to be slaves on the Mars colony.”

Jones intoned that “clearly they don’t want us into what is happening” because “every time probes go over they turn them off.” Sure they do.

“Look, I know that 90 percent of the NASA missions are secret and I’ve been told by high-level NASA engineers that you have no idea. There is so much stuff going on,” Jones said. Funny how he didn’t seem to mention the names of these “high-level engineers.”

So The Daily Beast talked to Guy Webster, a spokesperson for NASA Mars exploration. With tongue firmly in cheek, he had this to say:

“There are no humans on Mars. There are active rovers on Mars. There was a rumor going around last week that there weren’t. There are,” he said. “But there are no humans.”

Undoubtedly Jones and his cronies will keep recycling this bizarre b.s. It seems to be their trademark.

During the 2016 election Jones and his camp were receiving plenty of attention, due to the infamously nefarious and completely unfounded “Pizzagate” conspiracy theory that contended that Hillary Clinton’s campaign was running a child sex-slave ring under the basement of a D.C. pizza shop that doesn’t have a basement. The conspiracy theory exploded after a Reddit user claimed former Clinton campaign chairman John Podesta’s hacked emails provided evidence of the global child sex-ring if the word “pizza” was replaced with “little boy.”

Jones picked this story up like a dog with a bone, at one point hiring Mike Cernovich as an InfoWars host, who’s job was to push Pizzagate related hashtags in order to make them trend on Twitter. He’s the one who was granted a one-day pass to the May press briefing at the White House. He’s also the one whom our orange-faced fearless leader said would “win a Pulitzer” in a “long-gone time of unbiased journalism.'”

On Thursday’s broadcast Steele alleged the child-slaves weren’t just captured for labor, they were also being killed for their blood and bone marrow.

“Pedophilia does not stop with sodomizing children,” Steel said. “It goes straight into terrorizing them to adrenalize their blood and then murdering them. It also includes murdering them so that they can have their bone marrow harvested as well as body parts.”

I can’t help but wonder if this guy dreams this stuff up at night while lying in bed.

You can watch Jones and Steele pour out the crazy in the video below.

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