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The DNC Has A Two-Word Response To The Crazy Lady’s Speech At Iowa Freedom Summit

The DNC Has A Two-Word Response To The Crazy Lady’s Speech At Iowa Freedom Summit

At the Iowa Freeeeedom Summit (R-Koch), Sarah Palin delivered another bizarre speech which was so crazy, we shall refer to her as ‘Crazy Pants’ from now on. In response to Ms. Pants’ rambling, incoherent speech, the Democratic National Committee Communications Director Mo Elleithee, simply said, “Thank you!” On an aside, what is going on with […]

Unhinged Woman Climbs Onstage At Iowa Freedom Summit, Starts Rambling Incoherently

Unhinged Woman Climbs Onstage At Iowa Freedom Summit, Starts Rambling Incoherently

At the “Iowa Freedom Summit,” Sarah Palin delivered one of her strangest speeches yet and even Scott Conroy from RealClearPolitics, described it as the “strangest speech I’ve ever seen Sarah Palin deliver.” And that’s saying a lot, don’t you think? Toby Harden, a Conservative columnist, described Palin’s speech as ‘Bizarro.” He’s not lying. Palin held […]

Vandals, I Don’t Get You. Can We Talk?

Vandals, I Don’t Get You. Can We Talk?

van·dal noun: vandal; plural noun: vandals 1. a person who deliberately destroys or damages public or private property. “the rear window of the car was smashed by vandals” synonyms:  hoodlum, barbarian, thug, hooligan, delinquent, despoiler, desecrator, saboteur “vandals defaced the front steps of the church” 2. a member of a Germanic people that ravaged Gaul, […]

Man’s Freedom Gun Falls Out Of Fanny Pack, Discharges, Injures Two People In Giant Eagle Store

Man’s Freedom Gun Falls Out Of Fanny Pack, Discharges, Injures Two People In Giant Eagle Store

Gerry Good, 58, of Gibsonia, Pennsylvania, leaned over inside a Giant Eagle store and his gun fell out his fanny pack, then discharged, sending freedom bullets into the floor, which sent ceramic tile fragments into two people’s legs. Although it’s considered to be another “accidental” shooting by authorities, Good was arrested inside the Richland Township […]

Oklahoma State Rep Seeks to End Marriage Licenses, Because The Gays

Oklahoma State Rep Seeks to End Marriage Licenses, Because The Gays

Todd Russ, an Oklahoma State Representative, has introduced House Bill 1125, which would end marriage licenses in the state. The Representative filed the bill to specifically target same sex marriage, and according to NewsOK: The Cordell Republican says he wants to protect court clerks from having to issue licenses to same-sex couples. He doesn’t want […]

Sarah Palin Says She’s Interested In Running And Adds: ‘F*ck You Michael Moore’

Sarah Palin Says She’s Interested In Running And Adds: ‘F*ck You Michael Moore’

Just before heading off to Iowa for the first major conservative showcase of the 2016 election cycle, Sarah Palin said “of course” she’s interested in the 2016 presidential election, ABC reports. More on that nauseating detail in a minute, because our gurrrl Sarah is telling Michael Moore to fuck off, which is just what a […]

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