John Boehner

John Boehner Goes All Ted Cruz In Israel: ‘The World Is On Fire’

John Boehner Goes All Ted Cruz In Israel: ‘The World Is On Fire’

John Boehner echoed Ted Cruz and said the “world is on fire.”                   We’re burning! Feel the fear. Politico reports: The House speaker’s decision to invite Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu to speak before Congress last month sparked criticism that Boehner was inappropriately injecting himself into foreign […]

Jon Stewart Rips John Boehner For Making Kissy Face Noises Over Funding DHS

Jon Stewart Rips John Boehner For Making Kissy Face Noises Over Funding DHS

Daily Show host Jon Stewart took issue with House Speaker John Boehner (R-OH) on Monday after he failed to pass funding the Department of Homeland Security. “So to stop the President from being too lenient on illegal immigration, you want to defund the department that secures the border?” Stewart asked. “It’s as though the caucus that […]

John Boehner: GOP Will Move Forward With Plan That Could Risk DHS Shutdown

John Boehner: GOP Will Move Forward With Plan That Could Risk DHS Shutdown

Following the attack on the satirical French newspaper Charlie Hebdo by three gunmen on Wednesday, House Speaker John Boehner (R-Ohio) said that Republicans will still fight immigration even if it risks halting funding for the U.S. Department of Homeland Security. In addition to the attack in Paris, a makeshift bomb or explosive device was detonated […]

John Boehner On Scalise: ‘He Has My Full Confidence’ Because Derp

John Boehner On Scalise: ‘He Has My Full Confidence’ Because Derp

After it was revealed that House Majority Whip Steve Scalise (R-La), 49, who ascended to the House GOP’s third-ranking post this year, was a speaker at a convention for White Supremacists in 2002, Republicans are stepping up to support him. House Speaker John Boehner: issued the following statement in support of  Scalise: More than a decade […]

John Boehner taps King Joffrey to head Benghazi Committee

John Boehner taps King Joffrey to head Benghazi Committee

Republicans are having Benghazi-gasms again and so Rep. John Boehner has tapped Rep. Trey Gowdy to take the Benghazi reins from Rep. Darrell Issa and head up the House Select Committee, for the eleventy thousandth investigation. I’m sure this time will be different though. The Boehner said, while not including attacks under previous administrations, “With four […]

John Boehner makes a ‘boner’ joke (Video)

After a reporter confused House Speaker John Boehner (R-OH) with House Ways & Means chairman Dave Camp (R-MI), Bohner made a Boner joke at the weekly press conference. The reporter said, “Mr. Camp,” before correcting himself, to which Boehner replied, “It’s Boner. Boner,” apparently referring to people that like to talk about his Congressional boner.   […]

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