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Rick Santorum was introduced at CPAC as ‘receiving more persecution’ than anyone

March 7, 2014
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Rick Santorum was introduced at CPAC as ‘receiving  more persecution’ than anyone

Stop it, y’all. Stop persecuting Rick Santorum while he’s persecuting you. It’s not nice to persecute your persecutors. Billionaire Foster Friess, the big dummy mega-donor who supported Rick Santorum’s presidential campaign and said (out loud) that women can put aspirin between their knees as a form of contraception, introduced His Frothiness at CPAC today, as…

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Rick Santorum: The Republican fight against Obamacare is just like Mandela’s fight against Apartheid

December 6, 2013
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Rick Santorum: The Republican fight against Obamacare is just like Mandela’s fight against Apartheid

Rick Santorum opened a can of stupid on Bill O’Reilly’s show Thursday saying that Nelson Mandela fought against “some great injustice” — apartheid — just as Republicans are fighting against Obamacare. Which totally makes sense, because Americans are being murdered and their voting rights are taken away by President Obama. My bad, actually, Republicans are taking…

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Rick Santorum: It’s a First Amendment right to deny birth control coverage for women

December 1, 2013
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Rick Santorum: It’s a First Amendment right to deny birth control coverage for women

Former Republican presidential candidate Rick Santorum (R) weighed in on Sunday regarding contraception coverage with the Affordable Care Act. This discussion follows the Supreme Court agreeing to decide if Hobby Lobby, whose owners are Christians, have had their rights violated over the coverage. On CNN, former Gov. Howard Dean (D-VT) said that he was “deeply…

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Rick Santorum says Satan controls the film Industry so buy a ticket to his movie because that’s different

October 24, 2013
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Rick Santorum says Satan controls the film Industry so buy a ticket to his movie because that’s different

OK citizens, this is your chance to show the Devil a thing or two after he’s been twerking with Hollywood for years, or at least until Rick Santorum got into the business. Let’s do our part to free movie theaters from the Devil’s clutches (Doesn’t he have claws? I’m not sure) by buying a ticket…

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Rick Santorum: Liberals make showering at a gym “uncomfortable” for students

August 7, 2013
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Rick Santorum: Liberals make showering at a gym “uncomfortable” for students

While speaking to an anti-choice group ‘Students for Life’ Santorum tried explaining what he saw as an enthusiasm gap between liberal and conservative activists. Please help me translate Rick Santorum’s speech to English. I don’t speak GOP. Image: Chance Dagger     The Huffington Post reports: During his speech, a clip of which can be seen…

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Video: CPAC guy says Blacks “should be allowed to vote in Africa,” and asks “why can’t we have segregation?”

March 15, 2013
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Video: CPAC guy  says Blacks “should be allowed to vote in Africa,” and asks “why can’t we have segregation?”

Warning: This will likely give you a headache. While Republicans joined forces at the Conservative Political Action Conference in an attempt to figure out how to reach out to minorities (for two days now!), a panel at the Conservative Political Action Committee on Republican minority outreach had a difference of opinion. However, the uneasiness was…

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For the record: 61 voted yea to protect disabled Americans, only 6 were Republicans; no Democrats voted nay

December 5, 2012
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For the record: 61 voted yea to protect disabled Americans, only 6 were Republicans; no Democrats voted nay

In case like me you’re wondering where Republicans went horribly wrong yesterday by voting to block a United Nations treaty that would have helped to protect disabled Americans — including veterans — while they are in foreign countries, look straight no further than the signatures of Rick Santorum’s pledge. Yes, another GOP pledge. If you…

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Geniuses at WND are concerned that President Obama might build a ‘Death Star’

December 4, 2012
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Geniuses at WND are concerned that President Obama might build a ‘Death Star’

What does one do as a Republican while your party is reportedly soul searching in an attempt to find out where they went wrong in the 2012 election? Well, if you’re Rick Santorum and considering a Presidential run in 2016, you  build up (down?) your reputation by writing for a conspiracy site. So I went back to WorldNetDaily…

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This is scary: Republicans now supporting Todd Akin to win back the Senate & stop Obama’s ‘Liberal agenda’

September 26, 2012
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Missouri Senate candidate Todd’Legitimate rape’ Akin decided to remain in the race against Sen. Claire McCaskill, even after the urging of many of his Conservative colleagues. Newt Gingrich is raising money for Akin’s campaign in St. Louis. Former Republican Presidential candidate Rick Santorum and Sen. Jim DeMint, a tea party favorite, announced support for Akin,…

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What Republican National Convention Speakers really think of Mitt Romney, in their own words

August 28, 2012
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Just a short time ago Republicans were extremely wary of candidate Mitt Romney running for president. Their skepticism revolved around his distinct ability to change his views at any given moment — views on what his Republican base considers relevant to their platform, such as pro-life vs. pro-choice — he’s both, depending on when you…

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What really happened on Hate on Gays Day today at Chick-Fil-A

August 1, 2012
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Some elected officials have distanced themselves from Chick-Fil-A. Even the Muppets dumped their partnership with the chicken chain, but that didn’t stop our homophobe politicians and their supporters, who piled into the same-sex chicken outlet. Fun fact: Chickens are/can be bisexual. Back to the subject: “Chick-fil-A Appreciation Day” was today, deemed so by former Presidential candidate…

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Mitt Romney spent $126,000 per delegate, more than Ron Paul, Santorum & Gingrich combined

April 25, 2012
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Mitt Romney spent $126,000 per delegate, more than Ron Paul, Santorum & Gingrich combined

A new analysis reveals that Mitt Romney outspent his Republican opponents in order to secure his nomination by spending $126,000 per delegate. Romney spent in total $76.6 million, far more than any other campaign. That total is, for example, more than the combined spending of Ron Paul, Rick Santorum and Newt Gingrich.      …

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